Author Topic: Only in Canada Folks... Only in Canada (Read 11538 times)

24KT · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2014, 12:26:13 PM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on January 15, 2014, 03:18:06 AM

when you try to be serious you fail

when you try to be funny you fail

no wonder you're single and childless, reduced to spamming on a "bodybuilding" website at your age "miss black ontario 1980"

I am single without children by choice, ...and 1980 was Tonya.

What is your obsession with me? Do I remind you of all the girls who have rejected you in the past,
...who reject you in the present, ...and most likely will reject you in the future?

Or is there something about me that reminds you of something you detest in yourself?

24KT · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2014, 12:28:02 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 15, 2014, 07:03:48 AM

Attacking women you will never meet in real life. Take a good look in the mirror James, you failing alpha seeker, you must hate yourself

Thank You DroppingPlates.

Chivalry is not dead.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2014, 03:58:21 PM »

Quote from: 24KT on January 15, 2014, 12:26:13 PM

I am single without children by choice, ...and 1980 was Tonya.

What is your obsession with me? Do I remind you of all the girls who have rejected you in the past,
...who reject you in the present, ...and most likely will reject you in the future?

Or is there something about me that reminds you of something you detest in yourself?

of course it is "by choice"

you cry yourself to sleep over it every night

I am not the only person who strives to keep your bullshit in check. Save it for the girly board where you are "safe"

24KT · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2014, 03:16:54 PM »

Only in Canada

The CRTC (Canada's equivalent to the FCC) those diligent watchdogs and hard nosed vigilant(e) protectors of Culture across Canadian airwaves are screaming again, and this time, it's the porn channels that have got them all hot & bothered. They want to see some changes, ...and FAST!

Those uncompromising defenders of all things Canadian... {whisper}: ok, uncompromising defenders of all things 35% Canadian are bemoaning the lack of 'can con' Before you start picturing some super duper condom that protects adults from the moral & physical consequences of their vices, or some weird, kinky, convoluted sexual position from the Kama Sutra that only the most limber of gymnasts could master, it seems the various porn channels aren't pumping out enough "Canadian Content." ...and they think the closed captioning for the hearing impaired quite frankly... SUCKS!

Looks like Chatsworth is just going to have to rectify this somehow. It's not yet known if showing more beaver closeups, or perhaps having the performers eat copious amounts of beaver tail will satisfy the CRTC's desires for now, ...after all they are our national animal, and considered quite the delicacy.

PS: All naughty puns intended.

24KT · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2014, 02:27:38 PM »

Only in Canada

What do you do when a complete stranger reeking of alcohol pulls up to your door and demands a room for the night? Well in Canada, ...you give it to him. An alleged drunk driver pulled up to a Police station on Rutherford Rd. in Vaughn and belligerently demanded a room for the night. After blowing twice the legal limit, he was accommodated by an overnight stay in the station's holding cell.

At least he didn't hurt anyone.

24KT · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2014, 03:39:52 AM »

Sooooo... they said it was officially spring, and we've just had our first full day of it...

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:29:40 AM »

Quote from: 24KT on March 22, 2014, 03:39:52 AM

Sooooo... they said it was officially spring, and we've just had our first full day of it...

This pony clearly suffers from winter blues.

24KT · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:29:43 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 22, 2014, 05:29:40 AM

This pony clearly suffers from winter blues.

This little face ought to brighten your day. You can't see these pudgy cheeks and still have the winter blues.

24KT · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:52:19 PM »

Ummm, ...I thought when you said you were blue, that you were talking about your mood, ...not your balls.

btw, can you watch how you quote things. Wouldn't want to be giving the impression that I'm posting nudies.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:16:20 PM »

Luckily I have never suffered from winter blues, but pimped children are a different story $:-\$

24KT · « **Reply #35 on:** March 24, 2014, 01:20:27 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 22, 2014, 10:16:20 PM

Luckily I have never suffered from winter blues, but pimped children are a different story $:-\$

Ok, now I'm really confused. At first I thought you were referring to the dokey in the pic.
Then I thought you were referring to yourself. Now I think you might have been referring to the donkey after all

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:43:00 AM »

Quote from: 24KT on March 24, 2014, 01:20:27 AM

Ok, now I'm really confused. At first I thought you were referring to the dokey in the pic.
Then I thought you were referring to yourself. Now I think you might have been referring to the donkey after all

Women and their 'logic'

The donkey (thought it was a pony) looks depressed in that winter landscape. Snow makes me happy like a young boy, we have only 2-3 weeks of snow here, some years nothing $:-\$

24KT · « **Reply #37 on:** March 24, 2014, 03:05:58 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 24, 2014, 09:43:00 AM

Women and their 'logic' The donkey (thought it was a pony) looks depressed in that winter landscape. Snow makes me happy like a young boy, we have only 2-3 weeks of snow here, some years nothing $:-\$

You sound like my cousin down in North Carolina. LOL. She kept wishing for a white Christmas.
Then it snowed in Greensboro. She suuuuure changed her mind quickly. Seriously dude, snow is way over-rated.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2014, 10:16:31 AM »

Quote from: 24KT on March 24, 2014, 03:05:58 PM

You sound like my cousin down in North Carolina. LOL. She kept wishing for a white Christmas.
Then it snowed in Greensboro. She suuuuure changed her mind quickly. Seriously dude, snow is way over-rated.

Theres a physiological explanation why women have more problems with low temperatures

If I was living in Canada, I might change my opinion.

24KT · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:58:34 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 25, 2014, 10:16:31 AM

Theres a physiological explanation why women have more problems with low temperatures
If I was living in Canada, I might change my opinion.

I'm sooo scare to ask, ...but go ahead. Tell me, what is the physiological explanation?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:44:49 AM »

Quote from: 24KT on March 25, 2014, 02:58:34 PM

I'm sooo scare to ask, ...but go ahead. Tell me, what is the physiological explanation?

Nothing special.
1. Less blood flow to the body ends due their different fat distribution.
2. Their menstrual cycle.
3. Their temperature decreases faster during night time.

24KT · « **Reply #41 on:** March 27, 2014, 12:22:14 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 26, 2014, 09:44:49 AM

Nothing special.
1. Less blood flow to the body ends due their different fat distribution.
2. Their menstrual cycle.
3. Their temperature decreases faster during night time.

Whew! Thanks for that explanation. I was scared because... well, you know. Afterall this is GetBig.