Author Topic: Ice Cream has turned to shit (Read 4674 times)

The True Adonis · « **Reply #25 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:35:26 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 12:31:57 PM

Name on fucktard. One that is available on the west coast, not some shit shop in the boonies where you live.

Ben & Jerry`s has an overrun of only around 22 percent. Most will not come close to that.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2013, 01:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on December 18, 2013, 07:06:43 AM

gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.

It's unfortunate that the bb-related rule is not strictly enforced.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #27 on:** December 18, 2013, 01:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on December 18, 2013, 01:05:24 PM

It's unfortunate that the bb-related rule is not strictly enforced.

Fucking retard. Ice Cream is as bodybuilding related as HGH and Tren. Just read the GH15 Chronicles. Ice Cream and Insulin pair together perfectly. Think before you speak.

Gonuclear · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2013, 02:24:44 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore. Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals. The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying. Most don't even say ice cream on it. They call it frozen desserts. I blame the gays and jews for this

What. A. Fool. You. Are.

I blame your momma for that. Or was your Dad the feeble minded one?

38-26-40 · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:12:32 PM »

Best ice cream is in Argentina!

hazbin · « **Reply #30 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:16:00 PM »

my dad use to say

'you're so rotten everything you eat turns to shit!!'

Primemuscle · « **Reply #31 on:** December 18, 2013, 04:33:25 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore. Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals. The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying. Most don't even say ice cream on it. They call it frozen desserts. I blame the gays and jews for this

Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #32 on:** December 18, 2013, 04:35:55 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on December 18, 2013, 04:33:25 PM

Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.

I will have to agree.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #33 on:** December 18, 2013, 04:46:16 PM »

cream, skim milk, sugar, egg yolks, vanilla extract

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #34 on:** December 18, 2013, 04:54:33 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore. Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals. The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying. Most don't even say ice cream on it. They call it frozen desserts. I blame the gays and jews for this

I think I see your problem................. .... $:-\$

Just go buy some fucking ice cream. It's as good as it ever was.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #35 on:** December 18, 2013, 05:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on December 18, 2013, 04:33:25 PM

Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.

Breyers is complete shit with ultra high overrun, nearing around 94 percent. Its fucking pathetic actually.

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #36 on:** December 18, 2013, 05:18:52 PM »

BodyBuilding related

38-26-40 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 18, 2013, 05:26:48 PM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on December 18, 2013, 05:18:52 PM

BodyBuilding related

Wow!!

tommywishbone · « **Reply #38 on:** December 18, 2013, 05:30:53 PM »

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #39 on:** December 18, 2013, 08:01:59 PM »

Quote from: J. Richards on December 18, 2013, 09:41:54 AM

Open the wallet..... drive to Cold Stone .....

Yes, that is the shit!!!!

THE BEEF

TEH boob · « **Reply #40 on:** December 18, 2013, 08:09:16 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on December 18, 2013, 07:39:13 AM

Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

/True Adonis Mode

Mastic? Like the Greek mastic that only grows in Greece? Or gum Arabic or Arabic gum (there's a difference)?

Gonuclear · « **Reply #41 on:** December 18, 2013, 10:37:29 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 18, 2013, 11:56:45 AM

Since Warren Buffet has had his hands in Dairy Queen ice cream, many people have noticed more pronounced inflammation after eating any ice cream from DQ. Sinus's get real bad and many women complain of yeast build up...Some CT sites go even further and say WBuffet along with Bill Gates are part of the population control agenda and are using their money for things that get people sick and cause birth defects etc.

Yeah, right, sure.

Yawn.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #42 on:** December 18, 2013, 11:53:47 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on December 18, 2013, 08:09:16 PM

Mastic? Like the Greek mastic that only grows in Greece? Or gum Arabic or Arabic gum (there's a difference)?

Which would you guess the Syrians use?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2013, 11:57:26 PM »

I beat the piss out of a McDonalds ice cream cone today.

Novena · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:18:46 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore. Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals. The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying. Most don't even say ice cream on it. They call it frozen desserts. I blame the gays and jews for this

Two cups of sweetened condensed milk, two cups regular milk. Heat over a low flame. Mix in cocoa powder with a little vanilla like you are making hot chocolate. Put in an ice cream freezer.

Ice cream.

240 is Back · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:21:38 AM »

Quote from: J. Richards on December 18, 2013, 09:41:54 AM

Open the wallet..... drive to Cold Stone .....

I had that coldstone large coffee thing once. a bunch of coffee beans and other things smashed up in ice cream.

dude, like 25 minutes later... i'm dirving home... start sweating like crazy as all the caffeine hits me. I've tried ECA, and it was nothing compared to this rush. I have no idea the caff content, but it was high.

Papper · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:31:45 AM »

Generation icecream

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2013, 04:26:22 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on December 18, 2013, 12:10:34 PM

We can swirl our tongues all over our cones while you show me that glute injection position.

Very gay post yet not so gay that I won't consider the offer at hand.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2013, 05:05:17 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore. Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals. The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying. Most don't even say ice cream on it. They call it frozen desserts. I blame the gays and jews for this

That's because you're eating the cheap crap with tons of air in it. Why do you think ice cream is sold my volume and not weight? They are selling you AIR. It's called "over-run"... google it.

Hagen-Daaz is still one of the best. Go for the high fat/high premium ice creams, not crummy store brands.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2013, 12:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Novena on December 19, 2013, 01:18:46 AM

Two cups of sweetened condensed milk, two cups regular milk. Heat over a low flame. Mix in cocoa powder with a little vanilla like you are making hot chocolate. Put in an ice cream freezer.

Ice cream.

Except when you don't like chocolate ice cream, like me. I prefer vanilla ice cream which is made with cream, milk, sugar, egg yokes, vanilla and a pinch of salt. Cook the milk, cream, sugar, egg yokes and salt over low heat until you have a custard. Stir in the vanilla. Put mixture in ice cream maker and finish in the freezer for a hour or so and you are good to go. Cut up fresh peaches are a great addition to this recipe.

When I was a kid, my cousins and I hand churned the ice cream made fresh from their cow's milk on their dairy farm. Nothing can beat that.