Why did the cops beat you up T?
What exactly happened??
I was walking around town looking for Reptilians. Went into a grocery store with my shirt off and made an announcement "EVERYBODY, THERES REPTILIAN ALIENS ON THE PLANET. THEY ARE EATING OUR BABIES. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. ILL BE OVER AT THE VALERO AT SUNDOWN WAITING FOR ANY OF YOU PUSSY ASS REPTILIANS WHO WILL SHOW UP. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. HAVE A GOOD EVENING EVERYONE. ". They called the police. As I walked down the street outside I cop pulled up and got out of his car. I started yelling, because I was in the ghetto and there were about 20-30 people across the street at the Mexican market watching, "THE COPS A REPTILIAN ALIEN!!" The cop started to get pissed off. So I yell "SEE, HES GETTING MAD BECAUSE HES A REPTILIAN!" While laughing hysterically and doing "high knees" standing in place. The cop approached to arrest me, and I put on the burners like I was Barry sanders. Unfortunately, I don't have juke moves like Barry sanders and I got hit from two directions at the same time by two different cops coming at me like they got into the football game too. Fuckers held me down and punched and kicked the living shit out of me till I'm yelling "just fucking kill me already" , thinking they were indeed Reptilians about to eat my flesh after this incident anyways. At which point they throw restraints over my legs, cuff me behind my back , throw a black bag over my head, and chuck me into the back of a squad car.