For all intents and purposes, El Paso is a third-world city. Sure, it's technically north of the border, but if you look around, you'd swear you were in some third-world shithole. You could do the same thing you're describing living in San Diego, which is much nicer.
no, no, no,, you see there's too much to do in San Diego...
In El Paso you either count tumbleweeds or workout...
It's perfect, the kid should get huge there....