Quote from: Special Ed on March 22, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
It's something rarely spoken of in Pro Bodybuilding: The Gay IFBB Pro.
Think of how much easier life as a gay pro bodybuilder would be.
- Instead of having moral qualms about where to draw the line in the hotel room sand, there is no line.
- Instead of worrying that the creepy photographer is going to try to cop a feel, you look forward to it.
- Instead of getting creeped out by aggressive FB Schmoes, you get turned on by it.
- Instead of feeling shame and embarassment about letting gay dudes suck you off, you get excited about it.
- Instead of struggling to find legit sponsorships, you simply rent out your ass to some wealthy gay doctor for 3-4 days/week and enjoy weekend trips to Hawaii and Catalina with the doctor's 'family'.
- Instead of getting distracted by bikini sluts at Expos, you can focus on the Schmoes who want to help out with the car payments.
- Instead of avoiding that gay IFBB judge who always wants you to come to his room the night before prejudging for a 'private showing' of the Full Monty with release, you look forward to it.
- Instead of marrying some psychotic, plastic, annoying bikini model, you are free to marry an old hag who will cook your meals, pay your bills and hold down a real job to cover insurance and 401(k) for you.
In short, the gay IFBB pros have it made. So who are they?
"Fatman"
This is an extremely offending list. The truth is that gay people are normal people, they also have types they are attracted to. You make it sound like they just love cock cock cock no matter what, in the mouth, in the ass, theirs in other mouths... with no regards for the person attached to said cock or mouth. I'm very disappointed in you, Edward.
