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Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« on: December 30, 2013, 09:00:29 AM »
I was hanging out with some buddies yesterday, having some drinks and watching whores dance for $1 bills and we started talking about favorite drinks and one guy start gushing about the new Vodka flavors like cupcake, and whipped cream and shit saying how great they are.  I told him to just stop before we have to kick him out of the group. 

How many of you like these faggoty flavors of liquor drinks?

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2013, 09:02:09 AM »
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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2013, 09:06:18 AM »
They've been selling flavored moonshine in the American South for a very long time and anyone whose tried it can tell u it's no faggoty drink.

I don't even want to know what the southerners flavor their moonshine with  :-X

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2013, 12:22:41 PM »
I'm going to agree with your friend.. I like a flavored drink if you want to drink somthing that taste like shit and burns all the way down to look like a "man" knock yourself out

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2013, 12:28:19 PM »
I love them.

I don't even purchase regular vodka anymore, with all the flavors out there.  :P

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2013, 12:37:07 PM »
Pussies.


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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2013, 12:41:04 PM »
In a word-yes.

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2013, 12:54:22 PM »
The only way you can honestly drink an "appletini" or a "broken down golf cart shooter", as a man, would be under the following circumstances:

1. it's a frat initiation and if you don't drink it, they'll shave you
2. it's at your stag, and your buddies are making you do it (thoughts of revenge at your buddy's stag should commence post-drink)
3. you are passed out, and someone is forcing the drink down your throat
4. Scarlett Johanssen is on a date with you, and she thinks men who drink pink raspberry cosmos are extremely sexy

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2013, 01:03:07 PM »
The only way you can honestly drink an "appletini" or a "broken down golf cart shooter", as a man, would be under the following circumstances:

1. it's a frat initiation and if you don't drink it, they'll shave you
2. it's at your stag, and your buddies are making you do it (thoughts of revenge at your buddy's stag should commence post-drink)
3. you are passed out, and someone is forcing the drink down your throat
4. Scarlett Johanssen is on a date with you, and she thinks men who drink pink raspberry cosmos are extremely sexy


5.you and your date are leaving the club/bar/dinner/friends and she didn't finish her "appletini"....who wants to see alcohol wasted!

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »
If you're paying women do dance for you , you should have your ' man card ' revoked

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2013, 01:21:21 PM »

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2013, 01:32:59 PM »
if you think drinking this or that, wearing something, liking something or some other shit makes you less of a man... you should take a deep look in the mirror and look for the repressed homosexual feelings friendo

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2013, 01:33:13 PM »

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2013, 01:37:40 PM »
if you think drinking this or that, wearing something, liking something or some other shit makes you less of a man... you should take a deep look in the mirror and look for the repressed homosexual feelings friendo

Sounds like you drink pink drinks with scrotum ice cubes with a cock straw.
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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2013, 01:39:54 PM »

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2013, 05:58:13 PM »
I don't drink much at all, but the other night I tried some whipped cream I think, Vodka. Ended up drinking the whole bottle straight. It was pretty yummy.  ;D

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2013, 06:26:07 PM »
I recently went camping with a few buddies and when I pulled out a packet of hot coco I immediatly got called a homo. I said wait guys. I poured a cup of hot coco and added some peppermint schnapps. They all loved this hot alcoholic drink, so don't be so quick to judge.

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2013, 06:28:08 PM »
Sounds like you drink pink drinks with scrotum ice cubes with a cock straw.

Lolololol

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2013, 06:35:55 PM »
I recently went camping with a few buddies and when I pulled out a packet of hot coco I immediatly got called a homo. I said wait guys. I poured a cup of hot coco and added some peppermint schnapps. They all loved this hot alcoholic drink, so don't be so quick to judge.

Good job, now not only are you gay but you made all your friends too.  ;D

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 06:42:50 PM »
LOL @ cupcake vodka.


then again, i used to mix merlot with diet mt dew on a regular basis.

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2013, 06:46:46 PM »
shit, let me run to the store and Grab a 1800 for tomorrow.....

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2013, 06:49:57 PM »
I was hanging out with some buddies yesterday, having some drinks and watching whores dance for $1 bills and we started talking about favorite drinks and one guy start gushing about the new Vodka flavors like cupcake, and whipped cream and shit saying how great they are.  I told him to just stop before we have to kick him out of the group. 

How many of you like these faggoty flavors of liquor drinks?

I stick to Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey neat.

Apple Pie Moonshine is about the only "flavored" liquor I drink.

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2013, 06:50:29 PM »

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2013, 06:50:49 PM »
So I took a selfie on my sky blue iPhone 5s while drinking an appletini ...

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Re: Valid reason to revoke one's man card?
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2013, 06:51:17 PM »
They've been selling flavored moonshine in the American South for a very long time and anyone whose tried it can tell u it's no faggoty drink.

 ;D

LOL!!