The only way you can honestly drink an "appletini" or a "broken down golf cart shooter", as a man, would be under the following circumstances:
1. it's a frat initiation and if you don't drink it, they'll shave you
2. it's at your stag, and your buddies are making you do it (thoughts of revenge at your buddy's stag should commence post-drink)
3. you are passed out, and someone is forcing the drink down your throat
4. Scarlett Johanssen is on a date with you, and she thinks men who drink pink raspberry cosmos are extremely sexy