http://guyism.com/humor/woman-butt-size-shaq-worlds-largest-way-proud.htmlSarah Massey — whom I swear we’ve written about before but I can’t find it — has the world’s largest ass. And, at seven feet wide, it’s absolutely horrifying.
Morbid obesity has never looked so self-satisfied. I’m just glad her kids seem to be pretty well-adjusted despite their mom living life like she’s Little Miss Muffet sitting on a tuffet.
Still, though, I get guys who like big asses — even the weirdo chubby chaser types — but this? Come on, dude. Like I don’t even know how you get to a place where you could impregnate her. The biology is blowing my mind. Does her children’s father have to jerk off into a crazy straw inserted inside of her? Or is he just packing the type of meat that can double for a walking stick? I want to know more and, at the same time, I want to know nothing.