Greatest line in a song ever?

[PJim]

[Thick Nick]

"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it."

Always look on the bright side of life. Monty Python the Life of Brian.

[wes]

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe

They wouldn't give you the time of day

But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet

God I was so glad I found her

And if their are some words I could tell to you

to help you on your way down the road

I couldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats

'cause it's all been said before

Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off

You didn't ask to come here anyway

So remember, every picture tells a story don't it

[BB]

"I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus's son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know"

[Tapeworm]

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it.

Well, can you feel it?

I never got that line.  How can he feel it?  She just said it was someone else's back. 

[Rammstein]

When purgatory's waiting
And the girl immaculate
The highest of commandments dictates to copulate
No grave is animated, you're buried all alone
So let her work a wonder
And wake your flesh and bone

Resurrection by erection
Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die
It's resurrection by erection
Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die
Hallelujah, resurrection

The funeral is calling
The mortuary blow
Between my legs I'm waking
I rise from down below
Why do you think believer
God gave you carnal lust
So pray to get a hard on
Before we turn to dust

The devil and the maiden
Prepare for going wild
The new messiah calling
The purgatory child
Before my flesh is fading
The virgin has a turn
The third of days we're climbing the point of no return

Resurrection by erection
When you wake up from the dead and the angels give a head
Hallelujah, resurrection

[PJim]

"Oh, hand me down my old great coat
Oh, hand me down my old great coat
I believe I'll go walkin' in the woods, oh, my darlin'
Oh, hand me down my big boots
Oh, hand me down my big boots
I believe I'll go walkin' in the woods, oh, my darlin'"

 Van Morrison: When Heart Is Open

[Viking11]

Living is easy with eyes closed, musunderstandimg all you see.,

[Rambone]

Planet of the Apes the musical starring Troy McClure



I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius.!

[Kwon_2]

"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT"

[The Ugly]

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe

They wouldn't give you the time of day

But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet

God I was so glad I found her

And if their are some words I could tell to you

to help you on your way down the road

I couldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats

'cause it's all been said before

Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off

You didn't ask to come here anyway

So remember, every picture tells a story don't it

Love the Rod.

Wait, doesn't sound right.

[Wez]

I eat more chicken any man ever seen

The Doors

[Tedim]

И если не поймаешь в грудь свинец -
Медаль на грудь поймаешь за отвагу.

[njflex]

YOU PULL THE TRIGGER OF MYYYYYYY....LOOOOVE GUUUUUNN...LOVE GUN..

[PJim]

[Moontrane]

Living is easy with eyes closed, musunderstandimg all you see.,

Been hearing that song all my life but didn't catch that.

[Moontrane]

She pried the whip out of her master's hand
And lashed at her own skin
So she'd be master

Tim Buckley

[beakdoctor]

She holds the hand that holds her down. She will rise above.

[beakdoctor]

"Im already cut up and half-dead. I'll end up alone like I began."

from the same song....

"I thought you were my friend but I guess you're not. I guess I hate you."

[beakdoctor]

Well it's hard to believe that somebody tricked you
 When you can see you were only high
 It's all up to you so you gamble
 Flat on your face and into the fire

[The Ugly]

"Im already cut up and half-dead. I'll end up alone like I began."

from the same song....

"I thought you were my friend but I guess you're not. I guess I hate you."

Corduroy, brother.

[beakdoctor]

Corduroy, brother.

Yep, for some reason that song always stuck with me.

[beakdoctor]

Forgot my woman, lost my friends
 Things I'd done and where I've been
 Sleep in sweat the mirrors cold
 See my face it's growin' old
 Scared to death no reason why
 Do whatever to get me by
 Think about the things I said
 Read the page it's cold and dead

[Kurt]

Ohhhhhh....it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck, I got a heater in my truck, and I'm off to the rodeo....

More country than 99.99% of the country songs today...

[Wez]

The piano has been drinking...not me.

Tom Waits