Author Topic: Wiggs gets a job...Healthcare Security (Read 7431 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** January 18, 2014, 05:08:44 PM »

Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people

Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.

I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.

Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.

Top Flight, Security 1

haider · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:10:55 PM »

good luck man, keep those hebrews in line

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 18, 2014, 05:08:44 PM

Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people

Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.

I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.

Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.

Top Flight, Security 1

Pimping yourself out for back alley schmoe squat sessions not paying the bills, huh?

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:26:01 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 18, 2014, 05:23:37 PM

Pimping yourself out for back alley schmoe squat sessions not paying the bills, huh?

No

I'm ready for a honest girlfriend. That entails getting an honest career. Therefore, here I am.

webcake · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:28:35 PM »

Good luck Niggs!

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:29:18 PM »

Quote from: webcake on January 18, 2014, 05:28:35 PM

Good luck Niggs!

Good to see you Webcock! Thanks!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:30:30 PM »

I'm sure you can held fruitful discussions about religious topics with those clients, best of luck!

Wiggs · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:32:12 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 18, 2014, 05:30:30 PM

I'm sure you can held fruitful discussions about religious topics with those clients, best of luck!

They may need them.

I'll guide them to the pearly gates........or escort them to the fiery ones.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2014, 05:44:14 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 18, 2014, 05:32:12 PM

They may need them.
I'll guide them to the pearly gates........or escort them to the fiery ones.

What's more important, they might even LISTEN

I remember a guy with the same job, also in a nut house. He always did night shifts, and after a while he banged about every bored sister in that place

honest · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2014, 07:52:34 PM »

Good start for 2014, congrats.

Primary Captain · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:14:07 PM »

Drug test will bring a quick end to this.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:15:18 PM »

Good stuff wiggs.

njflex · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:16:57 PM »

bout time..just don't walk in 1st day mug coffee in hand/tin lunchbox under arm and start ranting and raving about aliens/or some giant rock hurtling through space headed for the 'blue marble

..good luck wiggy..

Alex23 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:54:50 PM »

Congrats dude, glad to hear you're back in the workforce after a 5 years lapse.

Some advice from the King:

1- Don't go epic leans with short sleeves on the first day. Being too flamboyant showing your veiny twenties will label you and drag for months to come.
2- Establish your dominance subtily but early on. Cook collard greens & hammock the night before and tupperware that shit. Make sure to heat it up at peak lunchtime hours and observe reactions. If any comments, make a passive Negbrew face to them, they'll know their place.
3- Assuming this is county, this places you in the prestigious 16.75 - 17.37 / hr bracket. There are tax consequences. PM me for advices on how to funnel to Cayman islands.
4- Don't fraternize with the sisters. A Hebrew with a uniform screams child support worthy within a 3 counties radius. Their vaginas will respond accordingly but restrain. It's a trap.

Hope this helps.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:58:08 PM »

Congrats Wiggums! All the best my Hebrew brother!

Wiggs · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Primary Captain on January 18, 2014, 08:14:07 PM

Drug test will bring a quick end to this.

Lol. Already been through it. I'm good.

Wiggs · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:59:52 PM »

Quote from: njflex on January 18, 2014, 08:16:57 PM

bout time..just don't walk in 1st day mug coffee in hand/tin lunchbox under arm and start ranting and raving about aliens/or some giant rock hurtling through space headed for the 'blue marble ..good luck wiggy..

Legit lol. I gotta figure out a way to work it in somehow.

Wiggs · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on January 18, 2014, 08:54:50 PM

Congrats dude, glad to hear you're back in the workforce after a 5 years lapse.

Some advice from the King:

1- Don't go epic leans with short sleeves on the first day. Being too flamboyant showing your veiny twenties will label you and drag for months to come.
2- Establish your dominance subtily but early on. Cook collard greens & hammock the night before and tupperware that shit. Make sure to heat it up at peak lunchtime hours and observe reactions. If any comments, make a passive Negbrew face to them, they'll know their place.
3- Assuming this is county, this places you in the prestigious 16.75 - 17.37 / hr bracket. There are tax consequences. PM me for advices on how to funnel to Cayman islands.
4- Don't fraternize with the sisters. A Hebrew with a uniform screams child support worthy within a 3 counties radius. Their vaginas will respond accordingly but restrain. It's a trap.

Hope this helps.

LOL. Excellent advise. I'll keep it in mind. It hasn't been 5 years. Not even close. lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.

Wiggs · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:02:23 PM »

Thank you gents. I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories to come.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:06:37 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 18, 2014, 05:08:44 PM

Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people

Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.

I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.

Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.

Top Flight, Security 1

I wish you every success.

For starters don't be talking to your co-workers about all your conspiracy theories or they'll think your nuts.

Alex23 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 18, 2014, 09:01:39 PM

LOL. Excellent advise. I'll keep it in mind. It hasn't been 5 years. Not even close. lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.

My wife came up with 2 & 3... chatting while bbqing... she's got a sense of humor

The Scott · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:09:26 PM »

Congratulations, I know John would be proud.

Now, do yourself and your family the same. Be well.

Wiggs · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on January 18, 2014, 09:06:37 PM

I wish you every success.

For starters don't be talking to your co-workers about all your conspiracy theories or they'll think your nuts.

Yeah, unfortunately I know. But since they are security guards, I'm sure there'll be some Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM listeners (lol). BTW, I still need to respond to your PM. I'm not being a dick and ignoring it. Anyway, thank you.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:11:10 PM »

Best of luck on this new endeavor.

Here's a fine israeli woman to look at:

arce1988 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2014, 09:22:43 PM »

When I get better, I am going to renew my licenses. I am going to body guard and do armed security too.

Semper Fidelis