Author Topic: Update on that guy I gave a beating (Read 2813 times)

Your Average GymRat · « **on:** January 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 11, 2012, 11:17:07 AM

One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.

I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.

Schmoff · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:11:09 AM »

sounds like a very harmonious family you have with your dad and mom having a fun night out

Darren Avey · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:30:02 AM »

Cool! what else didn't happen.

latiuss · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM

I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.

Your soo cool.

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:33:25 AM »

you left out the part where you tried to rape him...

bench

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:37:59 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 22, 2014, 10:33:25 AM

you left out the part where you tried to rape him...

bench

James28 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:18:51 PM »

Asif you don't fuck around bro.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:22:11 PM »

Quote from: James28 on January 22, 2014, 01:18:51 PM

Asif you don't fuck around bro.

Some say I'm asif the paki, some say I'm a used car salesman from Boston, still others say I'm every gimmick that appears on Getbig. Nobody has come close. Understand this: Every word I say is Gospel.

James28 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 01:22:11 PM

Some say I'm asif the paki, some say I'm a used car salesman from Boston, still others say I'm every gimmick that appears on Getbig. Nobody has come close. Understand this: Every word I say is Gospel.

All I care about is that you're quite funny. I mean that in a good way.

Bring the True Security guy out more, that gimmick also delivers the goods. In fact, all of your gimmicks does.

All and all, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those 'vicious left hooks'

Wolfox · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:58:35 PM »

I like this guy. Good dude it seems.

macos · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:01:14 PM »

team your average gym bully

James28 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:03:05 PM »

Yep. In fact, fuck this Team Kai shit.

I'm in The Organisation now.

smoothasf · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:03:48 PM »

Sounds like your a dick, coward and a bully.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM

I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.

And then you woke up!

mr.turbo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »

sounds familiar was the guy going by the nickname "bigsteve" perchance?

If so I suspect you better watch your back mr.bully

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:35:00 PM »

Quote from: mr.turbo on January 22, 2014, 03:23:30 PM

sounds familiar was the guy going by the nickname "bigsteve" perchance?

If so I suspect you better watch your back mr.bully

There are many cheap imitations. But I stand alone.

macos · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 03:35:00 PM

There are many cheap imitations. But I stand alone.

what is your bench? The bouncer was asking.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:49:15 PM »

YAGR is a great man!

thebrink · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:19:16 PM »

Quote from: James28 on January 22, 2014, 03:03:05 PM

Yep. In fact, fuck this Team Kai shit.

I'm in The Organisation now.

You'd make a good company man.

the trainer · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:28:06 PM »

If you see the YAGR comming just hold your head down and don't look at him or you might get an asskickimg

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2014, 06:05:32 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on January 22, 2014, 04:28:06 PM

If you see the YAGR comming just hold your head down and don't look at him or you might get an asskickimg

Don't let your broad see me or it will end that piece of crap you call a relationship.

sancho ed · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:17:19 PM »

you sure you werent that guy in the cublicle??

Spike · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:42:28 PM »

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:26:18 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM

I was up in the club and I saw the guy. He was dancing with some ho. I took a shot of Jack Daniels and peeled. I walked right up and stepped right in front of him and started dancing with his girlfriend. Her hands were wandering all over my pecs and abs. Dude still didn know it was me and he starts trying to grab my arm and pull me away from his bitch.I turn around and he sees my face and he looks like he saw a ghost. I told him to leave now or I'd break his face again. He turned around and ran out of the club full speed. Then I took the bitch into the bathroom where she gave me some quick head before I shot a load down her throat and took off.

Haha, you're such a fag. Lmao.

Wiggs · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2014, 12:18:12 AM »

YAGR and his stories. lolol