Some say I'm asif the paki, some say I'm a used car salesman from Boston, still others say I'm every gimmick that appears on Getbig. Nobody has come close. Understand this: Every word I say is Gospel.
All I care about is that you're quite funny. I mean that in a good way.
Bring the True Security guy out more, that gimmick also delivers the goods. In fact, all of your gimmicks does.

All and all, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those 'vicious left hooks'
