fucked a girl in the ass tonight...

[anabolichalo]

The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.

yeah unlikely they would still do anything at all let alone something freaky after they ejaculater

[240 is Back]

The story fell apart right there.
Most guys would agree then tell her to fuck off after.
Reality says she fucks them first.

Dunno... she says they finish first then all except 2 have let her do it.

yeah, I think i'd rather go jerk off then face that part of it. 

[Primemuscle]

I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 

Nope! Nothing enters this exit (except the occasional colonoscopy).

[---]

Dunno... she says they finish first then all except 2 have let her do it.

yeah, I think i'd rather go jerk off then face that part of it. 

Shes lying, she just wants to fuck you in the ass.
When a guy shoots his load all perverted thoughts disappear.
Prior to shooting a lot of things are fair game.

[240 is Back]

Shes lying, she just wants to fuck you in the ass.
When a guy shoots his load all perverted thoughts disappear.
Prior to shooting a lot of things are fair game.

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

[Mr Nobody]

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[anabolichalo]

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

true story

[Howard]

I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.

"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook.  Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route".  He popped some purple pills and was rock hard.  The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too.  Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice.  He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone.  As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face.  Looking fwd to seeing him again..."

Classic get big there

[_bruce_]

Have never bum'd a girl, probably never will - the shit smell could stain my soul.
Why UK Gold hasn't joined this thread is still a mystery...

[anabolichalo]

anal sex should be confined to pornography

[Howard]

I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 

I'd let her but only if she wore a realistic mask of my favorite pro BB.

[AD2100]

Yeah that's the thing about an anus; it is designed for shitting. Poke your penoris in a shithole and expect to get shit on in return. Can't tolerate the smell of shit, which explains why butt fucking never interested me.

Yep.

I think these ass fuckers secretly like the smell of shit.

[_aj_]

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

Wise words.

[Red Hook]

I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 

I heard that she moved to Florida and married a base player.

[240 is Back]

I heard that she moved to Florida and married a base player.

I'm way too anal to let a girl backdoor me.  No matter how hot.  I'm afraid obamacare wouldn't cover recreational anal damage.

[Rascal full]

I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 

She might be able to walk on water but I am not letting anyone near my ass with a dildo. I actually asked if I could cum in this girl's ass yesterday but she said 'No, how would you like a dick in your ass?'.....Unfortunately I had to conceed she had a point.

[240 is Back]

She might be able to walk on water but I am not letting anyone near my ass with a dildo. I actually asked if I could cum in this girl's ass yesterday but she said 'No, how would you like a dick in your ass?'.....Unfortunately I had to conceed she had a point.

yeah, there's a lot of double standards when it comes to sex... most dudes would be down for a 3-way with another girl in the mix at a drunken party for a quickie... but how many of us would gladly hold our girls' hair during sex while another dude railed her up the ass in a 2 dude 3way?  Uh, nope.  No way.  Sorry.  Epic double standard that we readily admit.

[The Scott]

yeah, there's a lot of double standards when it comes to sex... most dudes would be down for a 3-way with another girl in the mix at a drunken party for a quickie... but how many of us would gladly hold our girls' hair during sex while another dude railed her up the ass in a 2 dude 3way?  Uh, nope.  No way.  Sorry.  Epic double standard that we readily admit.

I would say no to either scenario.   No thank you.

[240 is Back]

I would say no to either scenario.   No thank you.

Sometimes a girl will allow a semi-3 way with a girl that is slightly less hot... to keep her guy attached but fulfill some fantasy while they still are present to keep things from going too far.  Such as, "You do me while I make out with her, you can feel on her, but please no penetration on her" or something like that.   It's a safety valve.  It prevents a guy from panicking with "I'll never touch another woman again!!!!" and gives them a hot, fairly safe fantasy.  Nobody getting preggo, nobody falling in love... just fast and rarely repeated with that person.  The moment it becomes "Thursday night 3-way action", someone is going to end up texting each other on Friday and chatting all weekend...

[ESFitness]

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

truer words have never been spoken in this forum. lol.

[ESFitness]

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[anabolichalo]

ESF has a monster cock

thats why she cant leave him alone

[_aj_]

... now she's back to texting me everyday.

"hey you..."

"I'd really like to hang out and get to know you"

"are you busy?"

"you're a hard man to get a hold of.."

"I don't want you to think you're just a booty call.. want to watch a movie?"


EVERY......FUCKING.....D AY.

been texting this girl off and on for like a year. you'd think she'd get the hint... especially when after the first time I fucked her (not in the ass, mind you), I got a gf the day after, and I didn't respond to her texts for months and she gets all pissy. "I really thought you were different".. "I can't believe I misread you that much".. ect....

anybody else want her? she can't deepthroat. she's a PAWG. she owns a 3500 sq ft home in a country club. she owns a dance studio. she's a real estate broker. she's like 5'8" blond blue. tits are so-so (if they were huge, I'd she'd probably move up the list of back-ups from like #7 to #5, maybe).. she has two kids like 15 and 12, boys... she's from seattle, but has hair like a Texas girl... she's Norwegian and makes Lefse (besides the anal, that's about the only good thing about her. I love lefse. lol).... she's gotta have shitty self-esteem.

she's all yours. lol

I think you are going to make some "men" here cry if you keep this up.

[Roger Bacon]

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