I'd make a reality show putting anabolichalo, shitso, wofcocks, Junior and ukjeff in a villa with a gym. It would be hillarious to watch them interact.
Shizzo wouldn't train once for the whole 6 week filming
Uncle Junior would fall desperately in love with a woman he saw once with binoculars on the beach from half a mile away, and talk about it with the other guys for 6 weeks without actually leaving the villa once
Washcocks would spend 6 weeks doing concentration curls to try and acheive a bicep peak, only to jump off the balcony in the last episode when anabolichalo challenged him to a pose off
anabolichalo would be arrested in the second episode for trying to ask the black guys selling CD's on the beach, for their sisters phone numbers