Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately

[Uncle Junior]

For Rascal & Big Cyp:

Here ya go:

[Simple Simon]

[ChristopherA]

Geez that you Uncle Joon? Fuck you're fat as hell, why are you wearing a tank top?

[Uncle Junior]

Geez that you Uncle Joon? Fuck you're fat as hell, why are you wearing a tank top?

Offseason Bulk + Creatine + Water

[Rascal full]

Glad you are happy Uncle J and best of luck with everything.

[ChristopherA]

Offseason Bulk + Creatine + Water

Offseason bulk? C'mon bro, you been reading Flex magazine or what?

[Cleanest Natural]

Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.

zing

[Cleanest Natural]

he has a company to run between amassing 1000 posts in a couple of weeks and playing internet poker all day

[Uncle Junior]

Glad you are happy Uncle J and best of luck with everything.

Thanks Rascal you too man.

[Uncle Junior]

he has a company to run between amassing 1000 posts in a couple of weeks and playing internet poker all day

Indeed not to mention going to the gym twice a day as well trading the E-Mini S&P 500 Futures market in between sets!

[_aj_]

Indeed not to mention going to the gym twice a day as well trading the E-Mini S&P 500 Futures market in between sets!

I hope you sold the fuck out of them today.

[King Shizzo]

Uncle Joon living the dream.

[Uncle Junior]

Uncle Joon living the dream.

No Halo's living the dream with the 17 inch guns in da club

[calfzilla]

 

[IronMeister]

[BigCyp]

Hahaha Uncle Junior keeping the big secret cock to himself

[Uncle Junior]

Nah bro its just a funny camera angle, cos i'm hunching down.

I'm 176lb now, i think I'm pretty big for 176lb, prob @15% BF right now, water bloat from creatine makes me look fatter.

16 inch guns, 49 inch shoulders, 43.5 inch chest, 25 inch quads, 15 calves, forarms 12.5, waist 32.

Gonna get down to 160lb (end up skin and bones) then juice and out on 20lbs and end up recomping at 180lbs, don't wanna be heavier than 180lb.

Good or bad plan?

 

[BigCyp]

Nah bro its just a funny camera angle, cos i'm hunching down.

I'm 176lb now, i think I'm pretty big for 176lb, prob @15% BF right now, water bloat from creatine makes me look fatter.

16 inch guns, 49 inch shoulders, 43.5 inch chest, 25 inch quads, 15 calves, forarms 12.5, waist 32.

Gonna get down to 160lb (end up skin and bones) then juice and out on 20lbs and end up recomping at 180lbs, don't wanna be heavier than 180lb.

Good or bad plan?

Didn't you start the Test shots last Tuesday?

Anyway, I agree it is much better idea to get well below 10% before you start your first cycle - the looks you'll get once youve been on and training hard for a month will be worth it in the end.

Don't get too big for your black M6 with personalised plates though lol!
 

[Uncle Junior]

Didn't you start the Test shots last Tuesday?

Anyway, I agree it is much better idea to get well below 10% before you start your first cycle - the looks you'll get once youve been on and training hard for a month will be worth it in the end.

Don't get too big for your black M6 with personalised plates though lol!
 

Nah ain't started the test yet but I about too, just waiting for my Deca to arrive.

I mean yeah and also if you get big you will look shit in clothes and suits and since it pisses down with rain in London all the time you are gonna be in clothes like maybe 95% of the time.

Like when we got a bit of sun in the summer, I was wearing my Navy Green Army vest and go drinking in Camden and yeah I look fucking hot but those days are so far and few in between that no point for me to ever go over 82 kilos really.

I know guys in the gym on gear who are only like 75 kilos but look fucking huge cos of how ripped they look. One dude I swear has got like 15 inch guns but they fucking look like 18's cos of the shape and how the ballon out it's weird to explain.

[BigCyp]

Exactly.

Unless you are running mega doses/competing etc there's no point in ballooing up on grams of test so you can 'look massive in Nandos with a superdry hoodie on' hahaha 

Take Gal for example, if he put a jacket on he would look a big as jude law, but let him go and do 50 press ups in the toilet and rub a quick semi-on, and strip down to his vest and it's lights out

[Uncle Junior]

Exactly.

Unless you are running mega doses/competing etc there's no point in ballooing up on grams of test so you can 'look massive in Nandos with a superdry hoodie on' hahaha 

Take Gal for example, if he put a jacket on he would look a big as jude law, but let him go and do 50 press ups in the toilet and rub a quick semi-on, and strip down to his vest and it's lights out

Yeah exactly you are quite smart fella for Tottenham fan!

But seriously I was just thinking fuck the test cos I am worried I will look like ballon with no shape and was just gonna do orals, like Var or Winny etc but people were like nah its stupid to do oral only cycle.

Also I wanted to do just Deca no test but again people always saying u gonna get Deca Dick and feel like shit without test blah blah blah.

So what you think I should take if I want to look like Gal (like not as good but just in similar ballpark???)  and yeah I know diet is key etc.

The only thing though bro don't tell me anything that will make me lose hair.

So no Masteron etc and no Tren, scared of that

Thanks

[BigCyp]

Nothing wrong with your plan, small dose of test and deca to start you off.

Gal's physique doesn't come easy, as it's an illusion of mature muscle / low bodyfat / angles / 'natural doses' over long periods

COYS

At the Lane in couple of weeks if you wanna come throw hands lol

[Uncle Junior]

Nothing wrong with your plan, small dose of test and deca to start you off.

Gal's physique doesn't come easy, as it's an illusion of mature muscle / low bodyfat / angles / 'natural doses' over long periods

COYS

At the Lane in couple of weeks if you wanna come throw hands lol

Like if you had choice from these 3 cycles for your first ever cycle which one you think is better, or if u got better suggestion let me know? Like I said I don't want be huge mass monster and bloffie, I want physique model look

Option 1
250mg Test Enanthate
250mg Deca + Arimidex 1mg Tab (EOD)......I know people say that's too much dex but I hold lot of water and am pretty Estrogen sensitive from being Obese b4

Option 2:

Deca 400mg a week + Caber

Option 3:

250mg Test E + Armidex


If I carb deplete I will look like this @ 82kilos in the first pic (like have bit of muscle)
If I come down to 76 kilos I will look like this (second pic, leaner but lose tons of muscle)

What you think is the best starting point?

[bigmc]

do people call you mr bean junior

you look like rowan atkinson

[BigCyp]

do people call you mr bean junior

you look like rowan atkinson

Bigmc, are you suggesting that Uncle Junior uses a bb gun to turn out the lights, before blowing off his boyfriend as he's ashamed to show his hooknose in the lamplight?