confessions of a getbigger..............

[ESFitness]

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

no billionaires.

it's not huge.

it's not 11.

and it's not to the death. I'd tap in a heartbeat in Tijuana, in prison I'd hold off a lil longer since I didn't care if I tore a bicep (although luckily the skillset of guys in prison wasn't great enough that I had to worry about arm-bars too often.. usually guillotine's or rear-naked's)

[visualizeperfection]

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

Pretty every day tasks, honestly.

[SuperTed]

Arnold?

[nzmusclemonster]

2 (door), 1

[Cleanest Natural]

Maybe Groink and BigCyp are just jealous because ESfITNESS is so alpha .. based on what he says, he is easily the best built and the most dangerous getbigger. I don't think he has any reasons to lie. Who would make this shit up?

[ChopperRider]

Who would make this shit up?

On Getbig, that would be a really long list.

[Cleanest Natural]

On Getbig, that would be a really long list.

are you american?

[Lobstah]

I enjoy Motorhead songs.

I don't eat pizza.

My favorite women are thin Germans.

I hate being cold.

I have never worn a tank top in public.

I never wear brown pants.

I've rubbed one off on a flight.

In 9th grade my math teacher (female) would get drunk, invite me over to her condo, and blow me.

I've never ate sushi.

duh

[irishdave]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.   can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Awesome post this is why I love getbig

[Ronnie Rep]

I think Liberace was pretty cool.

Don't forget Freddy Mercury, although obvious from your avatar!

[Ronnie Rep]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.   can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Why bother after this!

[ESFitness]

It must have been a rough couple of years for you doing a felony bid like that. I guess your probation is over since not too many ex-felons would be dumb enough to go on the internet and brag about their current illegal exploits.  

that's what? like 5x you've searched back and found that post and re-quoted it?

do you have your bedroom wall wallpapered with my posts?

do you think of my name and imagine what I look like before you fall asleep at night?

pretty pathetic dude, considering 15seconds after I see any of your posts I can't even remember your name/handle, much less anything you've ever posted (that doesn't involve spending time out of your day to search and re-post/re-quote an old post of mine)

very beta, dude. very beta.

[Hulkotron]

ESF is a highly entertaining poster.  He's like SMM but without all the vitriol and arrogance.

I care not a single fuck if he's "full of shit" or not.

[ESFitness]

Whatever you say, dude.

Too bad you're completely full of shit.

 

aside from calling the girls I fuck "cute", I don't think I've posted anything here that wasn't true.

so, carry on with the rest of your life. "cholo"

[ESFitness]

Welcome back, suckmymuscle.

I'm not suckmymuscle.

search his posts. I was in prison when he was posting.

[Lobstah]

I'm not suckmymuscle.

search his posts. I was in prison when he was posting.

Okay, you are even more amazing

[ESFitness]

Okay, you are even more amazing

yes, I'm very special. lol.

you should have sushi with me sometime. 















you buy 












j/k... i'll buy 

[LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt]

best thread eveer

[Big Chiro Flex]

ESF is a highly entertaining poster.  He's like SMM but without all the vitriol and arrogance.

I care not a single fuck if he's "full of shit" or not.

X2

I endorse this scholar/athlete.

[Wolfox]

oh... I and I eat ice cream for breakfast.

I generally eat about 3-4 deep fried California rolls, 4-5 philly rolls, a couple dragon rolls, a couple crunchy rolls (baked preferably, with spicy mayo), about a couple dozen pieces of Bluefin, a dozen pieces of salmon, and a dozen pieces of unagi (eel) each week.

I eat generic mac n cheese everyday, sometimes twice a day.

I prefer generic mac n cheese to Kraft or velveta... I like the fake cheese.

I don't drink nearly enough water.

I drink about 10 cans of mt. dew a day.

I use paper plates and plastic bowls when eating at home by myself.

I have food in my freezer that I bought last year that I totally forgot about and am too lazy to throw away when I see it.

I'm honest about using 6g's a week, but deny putting any of it in my delts. lol.

Trader Joes Mac N Cheese. I guarantee that if you try it you will never go back. Real cheeseS used.

[240 is Back]

j

[ESFitness]

Trader Joes Mac N Cheese. I guarantee that if you try it you will never go back. Real cheeseS used.

noooooo.... I like the $.50 boxes at walmart. I like the fake-cheese stuff.

[ESFitness]

j

carpetbomb plentyoffish for chubby, big boobed middle-aged single moms and they'll all look at you like that... it's like they can't believe there's an action-figure standing naked in their bedroom, and they'll do anything and everything they can to impress you so you come back next time.

[syntaxmachine]

dont forget having multiple fights to the death in prison

while being incarcerated for a traffic violation

fortunately they still let him out after a few months

And having the investment acumen to earn 20% a year guaranteed, making him a luminary in the same class as Buffett et al.

[ESFitness]

And having the investment acumen to earn 20+% a year guaranteed, making him one a luminary alongside Buffett et al.

buffet's an investor, I am/was a trader. buffet wants 2% per month, I want 2% per week.