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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2014, 01:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on February 04, 2014, 12:55:42 PM
watched porn

had a wank


cried himself to sleep



Haha this is a great figure

I'm proud to replicate it at the top of this page.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2014, 01:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:09:32 PM
Very intelligent and witty amigo. I wish I could engage so happily in this type of childsih banter but where is the novelty?

Your mother jokes passed their sell by date back in 1998 and I don't wish to return there. You are a bit of a nut hugger in my estimation so I would rather you 'out' yourself now anyway... ;)

i wasnt joking brother

your mother is a nasty whore

who likes it hard in the ass
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2014, 01:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:14:38 PM
You want photos show some respect you little kunt.
"little"? I resent that you crosseyed, pimple backed virgin.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2014, 01:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:15:55 PM
Yeah I would wipe you out in about two seconds 'big chiro'  ::)

Sounds like you're cruising for a bruising if you keep up that lip, boy.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2014, 01:20:31 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on February 04, 2014, 01:16:57 PM
i wasnt joking brother

your mother is a nasty whore

who likes it hard in the ass

Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2014, 01:21:08 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on February 04, 2014, 12:55:42 PM


 :D
This is pretty much my life from Monday-Thursday apart from that I train after I wake up and don't cry myself to sleep.  ;D
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2014, 01:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...
Its because the lack of attention from your mother growing up has left you cold.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2014, 01:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on February 04, 2014, 01:20:00 PM
Sounds like you're cruising for a bruising if you keep up that lip, boy.

I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.

Consider me warned Noodles....
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2014, 01:22:53 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 04, 2014, 01:14:16 PM
Did you come to that conclusion after you "adjusted" his sack?

Caput Succedaneum.

This is your diagnosis.

Look it up.  :D
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2014, 01:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on February 04, 2014, 01:21:25 PM
Its because the lack of attention from your mother growing up has left you cold.

Huh, what you trying to say bitch?
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2014, 01:23:41 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:22:02 PM
I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.

Consider me warned Noodles....

Its Jon Harridan
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2014, 01:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:22:02 PM
I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.

Consider me warned Noodles....

Your submission is noted. I retract my threats.

Congrats on the slore  8)
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2014, 01:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on February 04, 2014, 01:22:53 PM
Caput Succedaneum.

This is your diagnosis.

Look it up.  :D
;D
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2014, 01:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...

the bitch needs diapers now bro

get your ass to the supermarket
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2014, 01:26:07 PM »
Whoa, slow down bitches.....This is timeout///

To all you sleepy, jealous, cross eyed, little motherf*ckers....yes SOME men do have sex with hot women. I know it is beyond your limited understanding but so is the fax machine.

Doesn't mean it can't happen.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2014, 01:26:32 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 04, 2014, 01:24:22 PM
;D

 I just got tested over this today. I'm not lying when is say that I wrote "Chaos" in my book next to this section to help me memorize it LOL  8)
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2014, 01:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on February 04, 2014, 01:26:32 PM
I just got tested over this today. I'm not lying when is say that I wrote "Chaos" in my book next to this section to help me memorize it LOL  8)
Glad I could help. 8)
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2014, 01:31:59 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on February 04, 2014, 12:36:25 PM
I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 






Yeah ok but was she wider than Heath?
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2014, 01:32:49 PM »
Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!




Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me?  ;D
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2014, 01:34:06 PM »
Bigmc I am sincerly sorry that in this particular story you are not on receiving end of 'the cock'.

I know this must make you insanely jealous but remember it is 1/365 and the rest of the year you are on your grazed knees sucking until your throat hurts, mouth full of sperm.....look on the brightside brother.... ;)
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2014, 01:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 01:32:49 PM
Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!




Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me?  ;D

Cleanest Natural trying to make yet another thread about him.
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2014, 01:34:46 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on February 04, 2014, 01:21:08 PM
:D
This is pretty much my life from Monday-Thursday apart from that I train after I wake up and don't cry myself to sleep.  ;D

Are you saying there is crying to sleep on Fri-Sun ST?
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2014, 01:36:01 PM »
Good Job Rascall, well done son.

You got to teach me how you do it.

I just freeze the fuck up all the time.

I am useless at socializing without charlie.  ;)
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2014, 01:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2014, 01:32:49 PM
Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!




Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me?  ;D

Who is Jtsunamy? Please don't say you think I am someone else Seb?
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Re: My encounter with 10/10
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2014, 01:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 04, 2014, 01:36:01 PM
Good Job Rascall, well done son.

You got to teach me how you do it.

I just freeze the fuck up all the time.

I am useless at socializing without charlie.  ;)


Haha hey man I think it was a lucky accident! I was too fucked up to care and the cards landed in my direction on this occasion.
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