My encounter with 10/10

[Cleanest Natural]

Who is Jtsunamy? Please don't say you think I am someone else Seb?

he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha

he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?"  and stuff like that  

[Simple Simon]

he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha

he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?"  and stuff like that  

Mission accomplished, nice work CN.

[Uncle Junior]

Haha hey man I think it was a lucky accident! I was too fucked up to care and the cards landed in my direction on this occasion.

Monica was in the Gym today and it was quiet too, still didn't say a word to her, although I took a quick video of her doing lunges  

Fucking hysterical thing now is that she is now copying me.

So check this out I am doing Lat Pull downs today but rather than sitting on the seat I have this thing where I sit on the floor and do em, gives me a better stretch.

So ten minutes later I am looking over at the Lat Pull Down machine and Monica is doing Lat Pull Down, BUT NOW ON THE FLOOR LIKE ME!

Swear she has NEVER done that b4.

I think that's got to be a sign she is into me no?

[Rascal full]

he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha

he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?"  and stuff like that  

Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.

[bigmc]

Bigmc I am sincerly sorry that in this particular story you are not on receiving end of 'the cock'.

I know this must make you insanely jealous but remember it is 1/365 and the rest of the year you are on your grazed knees sucking until your throat hurts, mouth full of sperm.....look on the brightside brother....

did you type this one handed gargles balls

[Rascal full]

Monica was in the Gym today and it was quiet too, still didn't say a word to her, although I took a quick video of her doing lunges  

Fucking hysterical thing now is that she is now copying me.

So check this out I am doing Lat Pull downs today but rather than sitting on the seat I have this thing where I sit on the floor and do em, gives me a better stretch.

So ten minutes later I am looking over at the Lat Pull Down machine and Monica is doing Lat Pull Down, BUT NOW ON THE FLOOR LIKE ME!

Swear she has NEVER done that b4.

I think that's got to be a sign she is into me no?

Sounds like she is absorbing your every move and then replicating bro. I would take this as a very positive sign and go over and make conversation.

Also this officially gives you license to comment on her technique and rom, etc...

Make it count Uncle J!

[Simple Simon]

Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.

You would do well to team up with Sevaste, you are a lot alike.

[Rascal full]

did you type this one handed gargles balls

Huh, what's up bitch?

[Rascal full]

You would do well to team up with Sevaste, you are a lot alike.

Bro you can fuck off if you want. I have nothing against you YET but you are starting to register on my 'asshole' scale...??

[Simple Simon]

Bro you can fuck off if you want. I have nothing against you YET but you are starting to register on my 'asshole' scale...??

You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?

[Uncle Junior]

Sounds like she is absorbing your every move and then replicating bro. I would take this as a very positive sign and go over and make conversation.

Also this officially gives you license to comment on her technique and rom, etc...

Make it count Uncle J!

Yeah but on a serious note her form is shocking on lat pull downs, like leans all the way back and just uses her arms.

I should just go over there and be like hey Monica don't mean to be rude but this is how you could be doing it  and give me a shout if you wanna train sometime etc.

Haha I am dreaming I am way to much of  a pussy to say that.

[bigmc]

You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?

he is quite anal about it

[YngiweRhoads]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.

[Cleanest Natural]

Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.

it's ukjeff .. remeber him? 

[Rascal full]

You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?

What are you drinking?

Yeah but on a serious note her form is shocking on lat pull downs, like leans all the way back and just uses her arms.

I should just go over there and be like hey Monica don't mean to be rude but this is how you could be doing it  and give me a shout if you wanna train sometime etc.

Haha I am dreaming I am way to much of  a pussy to say that.

Yeah, just grab hold of the pulldown and show her how to do a few reps. Keep smiling as you do this and it will break the ice. I have a habit of putting too much importance on this type of interaction so please don't do this.

he is quite anal about it

Oh bro....please...what the fuck?

[Rascal full]

it's ukjeff .. remeber him? 

Before I joined but I gather he is a kunt?

[Simple Simon]

it's ukjeff .. remeber him? 

That guy looked fantastic, whatever happened to him?

[Rascal full]

That guy looked fantastic, whatever happened to him?

He became you....bitter, rejected, despondant....and fat??

[Rascal full]

Timeout/// No more bigcocks or simplessimon please god....

[Cleanest Natural]

He became you....bitter, rejected, despondant....and fat??

uk jeff ..the butt of all jokes  

[Rascal full]

uk jeff ..the butt of all jokes  

I don't know but he seems fascinated by you my friend....keeps following you from thread to thread. I read your posts and then expect to skip the next one because it is him.....again....

[Rascal full]

Make you feel more secure with your little alteration?

Thanks puff...

[Rascal full]

Oh boy.....what a mess of jock sniffing maggots this thread has unearthed. Nigmac and simpleslime seem to be one and the same...

I didn't realise being alive and tasting female flesh would elict this amount of jealousy but maybe I under-estimated the virgin fan boys that would detest the thought of another man sampling delights beyond their imagination.

Fuck you maggots...go back to sniffing jock straps you little kunts...

[ProudVirgin69]

Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.

Epic short guy rationalization

[flinstones1]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 

lol. since when is a 5'11 chick a 10/10? A girl over 5'9 is  unnatractive, plain and simple.

hell even 5'9 is pushing it.  always had problems getting hard with women 5'7-5'8...their big  hands and feet freak me out/turn me off