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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2014, 07:02:31 AM »
Haha, coming from a man with poems on his wall and waiting til his wedding night to have sex, gayer than sharing a medium tent while camping with Tom Daley,Kavana and Louie Walsh

Hey Gargling ManPlums, go take a hike before you get your upper lip cut open from the spurs on my boots delivering a roundhouse kick from hell.

Go kick rocks, kid.

Scram.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2014, 07:05:57 AM »
I suggest you pm an apology within the hour CockDrier

Yeah, let me get right on that. Right after I buy something off Goodrum's webstore.

Next you'll be recruiting 8 year old boys for a pajama party.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2014, 07:09:25 AM »
Yeah, let me get right on that. Right after I buy something off Goodrum's webstore.

Next you'll be recruiting 8 year old boys for a pajama party.

The only reason I'm not delivering a right hook to your dome right now CockDrainer is because you coined the phrase "ShitIdiot81".

Just make a quick apology and let's keep this civil please.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2014, 07:11:15 AM »
Maybe you can call your group "The Organization" or something edgy and witty like that?

Geez, the levels of faggotry some people will go to for attention.

you dont get it

flop grinder  :-\
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2014, 07:13:16 AM »
Hey Gargling ManPlums, go take a hike before you get your upper lip cut open from the spurs on my boots delivering a roundhouse kick from hell.

Go kick rocks, kid.

Scram.

Hahaha, Big Negro Cocks trying to flex e-muscle he doesn't have, stick to wearing your extra medium pink tshirts and let the real men here talk

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2014, 07:14:31 AM »
If we have to mention some other qualifications, I guess these are a must:

1. Must be amongst the biggest 10% physique-wise on the board - galeniko is the cut off point for this
2. Must be funny and have a proven records of owning tiny tits like dj181
3. Must not be into crossfit/MMA/any other homosexual activities

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2014, 07:15:30 AM »
The only reason I'm not delivering a right hook to your dome right now CockDrainer is because you coined the phrase "ShitIdiot81".

Just make a quick apology and let's keep this civil please.

I will agree to apologize if I can have "Big" added to my username to denote a certain level of faggotry.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2014, 07:16:40 AM »
I will simply wait and see if an invitation is extended.  Apply85ing for such things is quite estrogenic if you ask me.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2014, 07:26:24 AM »
Hulkatron is confirmed as getbig Elite.

From the pics he pm'd me he is definitely in top 10% of big guys here and is a top tier poster

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2014, 07:33:24 AM »
Hulkatron is confirmed as getbig Elite.

From the pics he pm'd me he is definitely in top 10% of big guys here and is a top tier poster

Thank you for your kind words my friend.

I'm down a bit in "size" these days (going for the health look, no homo) but I must tread carefully here lest I be lumped into dj181 status.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2014, 07:45:21 AM »
Getbig hall of fame:
Onlyme
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Goodrum
Chaos
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2014, 08:06:36 AM »
- galeniko is the cut off point for this

;D

problem is, some bulkos will claim theyre bigger when they arent really.

were not going by clothing size,must add.i fit into the skinny homo jeans :-\ ;D
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2014, 08:11:46 AM »
;D

problem is, some bulkos will claim theyre bigger when they arent really.

were not going by clothing size,must add.i fit into the skinny homo jeans :-\ ;D

bro we earned elite status

taking over that whole fucking club in the first five mins  8)
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2014, 08:12:32 AM »
bro we earned elite status

taking over that whole fucking club in the first five mins  8)
haah actualy realy didnt take any longer than that ;D
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2014, 08:17:54 AM »
Getbig hall of fame:
Onlyme
Cleanest natural aka Sevastase
Goodrum
Chaos
Musclecenter

This list is incomplete without sarcasm/SquadFather/QuakerOats.

He has not posted in years (as far as the have-nots know) and still owns substantial tracts of mental real estate in the tits of getbig.  It is hard to make a cogent argument for another as Greatest Getbigger (onlyme may have a case).

TA, 240, and Yohannes Falconé need to be included as well.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2014, 08:17:59 AM »
haah actualy realy didnt take any longer than that ;D
bro we earned elite status

taking over that whole fucking club in the first five mins  8)



I forgot to ask.




....how was The Blue Oyster Bar ??? ;D

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2014, 08:18:14 AM »
If we have to mention some other qualifications, I guess these are a must:

1. Must be amongst the biggest 10% physique-wise on the board - galeniko is the cut off point for this
2. Must be funny and have a proven records of owning tiny tits like dj181
3. Must not be into crossfit/MMA/any other homosexual activities

What makes MMA homosexual? Its the fastest growing sport in the world and it takes a real man with iron will and iron body to succeedd.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2014, 08:22:11 AM »


I forgot to ask.




....how was The Blue Oyster Bar ??? ;D

whats the blue oyster bar  ???

is that where you get your dome polished  :-X
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2014, 08:24:25 AM »

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2014, 08:24:37 AM »
whats the blue oyster bar  ???



Famous bar where the Ugandan sailors are know to frequent after a hard day on the seas ;D

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2014, 08:26:54 AM »
Hearing that tune always makes me laugh!!DER  DER DER DER DER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR


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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2014, 08:30:24 AM »
;D

problem is, some bulkos will claim theyre bigger when they arent really.

were not going by clothing size,must add.i fit into the skinny homo jeans :-\ ;D

Hahaha yes gal, but the bulkos know deep down inside they are not elite.

There is a feeling that we Elites have and it's hard to explain, like when I write a single line of brutality on getbig and then look down at my enormous forearm and tricep bulging out and give it a quick tensing before I hit post. This feeling surges over me that I can only sum up as this: Only a few men could have wrote such a thing, and with such huge muscles behind the keyboard.

You know exactly what I mean.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2014, 08:31:16 AM »
What makes MMA homosexual? Its the fastest growing sport in the world and it takes a real man with iron will and iron body to succeedd.

The feeling you get in the base of your penis when you watch it, is what makes it what it is.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2014, 08:32:46 AM »
The feeling I get in my penis is needing to piss after all the beer I drink watching MMA but I cant leave my sofa to go to the toilet  in case I miss any action! So in the end I piss out the window.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2014, 08:34:01 AM »
Fuck the getbig elite, the organization is the only real real power on getbig.