Get Big Elite

[bigmc]

The feeling I get in my penis is needing to piss after all the beer I drink watching MMA but I cant leave my sofa to go to the toilet  in case I miss any action! So in the end I piss out the window.

you are a good guy darren

but arent you about 5 ft 4

maybe you and calvin could start your own elite midgets team  

[Darren Avey]

5 feet!   Fuck my short ass father, yet hes still taller than me!

[bigmc]

5 feet!   Fuck my short ass father, yet hes still taller than me!

at least you can fight at bantanweight

those kids are fast but the wont give you brain damage

[Hulkotron]

Would love to be one or both of those ties.

[BigCyp]

Yes Darren is a good bloke,

Is making that bottle of becks look like a full size moet and chandon in that pic though  

[Man of Steel]

If we have to mention some other qualifications, I guess these are a must:

1. Must be amongst the biggest 10% physique-wise on the board - galeniko is the cut off point for this
2. Must be funny and have a proven records of owning tiny tits like dj181
3. Must not be into crossfit/MMA/any other homosexual activities

For the last several hours I've been sniffing various soiled items of clothing I recently purchased from one Jason Isaac Cutler so my app will have to wait.

[Red Hook]

me and my gimmick big cyp

have been discussing introducing a get big elite category for the top tier posters on here

applications will be considered in this thread

no butt hurt twinks 

will this "elite category" be a test of whom can keep their heads under a "white towel" long enough? 

[wes]

I`ll have one of my secretaries draw up the papers containing my terms and fees, and I`ll have her submit it on the morrow.

Don`t contact me again please.

[bigmc]

will this "elite category" be a test of whom can keep their heads under a "white towel" long enough? 

no brother

and please stop introducing your obsession with sucking the cock into this thread

[Red Hook]

no brother

and please stop introducing your obsession with sucking the cock into this thread

I am just trying to find out this burning desire of yours to start an "elite" circle jerk..   will this be like Team Nasser?

group meeting: I just got off the phone with BigMC, he says "left hand tonight"

[bigmc]

I am just trying to find out this burning desire of yours to start an "elite" circle jerk..   will this be like Team Nasser?

group meeting: I just got off the phone with BigMC, he says "left hand tonight"

cam done sparky it aint that serious

[Hulkotron]

Red Hook needs to take his agenda for atypical sexual behavior elsewhere.

[Shockwave]

I dont care whos in it as long as the butthurt crew are excluded. Hilarious meltdowns will ensue.

[bigmc]

I dont care whos in it as long as the butthurt crew are excluded. Hilarious meltdowns will ensue.

yes shock angry twinks are weeping into their mothers panties as we speak

[Kim Jong Bob]

I`ll have one of my secretaries draw up the papers containing my terms and fees, and I`ll have her submit it on the morrow.

Don`t contact me again please.

lol

[King Shizzo]

I dont care whatever little group these guys are trying to create.

All I know is that I will always be tier 1 special posters.

[Shockwave]

I dont care whatever little group these guys are trying to create.

All I know is that I will always be tier 1 special posters.

right uo there with the special olympics competitors. But not nearly as athletic.... extra special like them however.

[macos]

I will wait till puberty to submit an application

[jodsy]

only losers care about the membership of a forum

[IronMeister]

[Big Chiro Flex]

I am just trying to find out this burning desire of yours to start an "elite" circle jerk..   will this be like Team Nasser?

group meeting: I just got off the phone with BigMC, he says "left hand tonight"

Settle down Head Cock.

[Cleanest Natural]

  at this whole thread .. some great replies

shizzo shoeing himself in another thread 

[Nordic Beast]

Haha, coming from a man with poems on his wall and waiting til his wedding night to have sex, gayer than sharing a medium tent while camping with Tom Daley,Kavana and Louie Walsh

is this true db??

[StreetSoldier4U]

I'm the next generation of getbig elites.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I'm the next generation of getbig elites.

You're the next generation of Ugandan dock workers.