Joke or no joke, this topic regardless of it's mystical "reference" or metaphorical abuse is entirely ignorant.
First of all, any man that has killed another man in self defense, military, law enforcement, etc., is not going to brag about it and most certainly not here.
I have seen a man get killed. I have seen it happen numerous times. The situations surrounding each were different. It's nothing that I would ever elaborate about, except in court.
Seeing animals die is just as tasteless and traumatic.
Now that I've darkened your delightful little comedy, I'll move on...