This is a true story;I went out for an evening run....sweats, sweatshirt, no makeup, etc.I ended up in the worst part of a town....I was done my run and just walking down the street on my way home minding my own business......all the while looking like shit remember......and I got approached twice by men inquiring how much it cost for my services.Both driving top notch vehicles.I thought WTF? One actually grabbed my forearm......he wasn't forceful.....he was just assuming I'd get in the vehicle no problem.It stayed on my mind and the next weekend I went back to one of the seedy seedy bars in that area. One of these bars had a hotel where there was one bathroom for all the guests.....yes it was that old and rundown. I ordered a vodka and orange juice......the orange juice was actual TANG.....again dead fucking serious. I sat by the one window that hadn't seen windex in years...and just watched the "ladies of the evening". I had no problems with any of the bar patrons.....it was a bunch of greasy natives that only had interest in getting shit faced and high. No fucking joke....in my no make up/sweaty/oily faced appearance, I looked like a perfect ten compared to these girls. Pock marks as deep as a fucking crater and teeth worse than an Englishman you've ever come across. First and only time in my life I could ever be considered a perfect 10. But honestly.....any of you guys here would consider me a perfect ten that evening on that street. When I walked home that evening one of the girls approached me and informed me I was "on her turf". She wasn't mean or threatening about it....just came over and approached me and told me "matter of factly". She then asked me for a cigarette (which I didn't have) and I was on my way. I could tell she didn't believe that I didn't have a cigarette. She seemed annoyed after I answered no. So YES....I'VE BEEN TO THE BAD PART OF TOWN AND HAD A DRINK. Tang and Vodka is a much more badass drink than beer btw.
It's official: you look like a crack whore.
Yeh Brixton and Peckham. ANd bad parts of Chicago USA. Its simple really, just wear your tap out clothing and no one will dare try anything!
I`ve been in some crazy ass bars....didn`t give two fucks about it.What a lightweight thread.
You ever had Tang and Vodka pretty boy? In a bar full or drunk Indians?NOW come tell me to my face what a "lightweight" I am.
Believe it or not dot,I have been in a couple dives that served Tang with vodka.Tastes like Tang with vodka!
Those are the true dives.I've also had Sunny D with Vodka in a dive. Which was odd because I always thought Sunny D was more expensive than actual OJ.
the crazier the betterwho wants to sit with a bunch of posh folks discussing the weather
It's a shame Wes is now on the up and up.We could have so much fun ravaging the seedy dives.
i used to like the rowdy bars also,bitches everywhere that like getting nailed, loud ass music,all the drugs u wanted,man i miss the 80,s
What`s up bro,where the hell ya` been?I hope you haven`t been having too much fun.
How many of you have gone to a dangerous part of town walk into a bar have a beer relax for a bit then walkout that takes real balls.
I make a point of avoiding confrontation and confrontational scenarios.Back when I used to teach various weapons courses, I had a student ask me, "what gun would you take for a gunfight?""If I knew that I had a gunfight that day, I wouldn't get out of bed."
Dont mess with the Falcon.
