Just to clarify for the actual requirements for Arm Don status

[King Shizzo]

i dont think you are joking about the 5 o'clock shaddow comment

most brutal comment in getbig history

At the very least she should be able to grow a mean goatee.

Like Montell Williams.

[d0nny2600]

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

Face is hot. Would bang with the force of 1000 horses.

[njflex]

At the very least she should be able to grow a mean goatee.

Like Montell Williams.

MONTELL was quite the navy man like our resident lawyer and go ruck champ 333666666333666666...

[Lobstah]

Very good skin. Keep it out of the sun and don't smoke/drink and it will stay that way until you're 50.

(Although, I would get that "Nasser" eye check out by a Doctor)
 

I wear sunblock daily.
never had a smoke or drink in my life.
but...
WHAT IS "NASSER EYE"

[King Shizzo]

Im thinking Lobstah would actually fall for me if we met.

I can be quite charming. She could slather me up in baby oil, and be one with buddha for the evening.

[njflex]

Im thinking Lobstah would actually fall for me if we met.

I can be quite charming. She could slather me up in baby oil, and be one with buddha for the evening.

IT would be like a baby ruth met with a powdered donut.

[King Shizzo]

IT would be like a baby ruth met with a powdered donut.

Wouldnt it make more sense that a payday met with a chocolate donut?

Unless by baby ruth, you meant that she would use a strap on.

[njflex]

Wouldnt it make more sense that a payday met with a chocolate donut?

Unless by baby ruth, you meant that she would use a strap on.

more like lobstah is dark and slender like baby ruth and you are white and round like a powdered donut.

[Lobstah]

more like lobstah is dark and slender like baby ruth and you are white and round like a powdered donut.

Shizzo was going for as little subtlety as possible.  he figured I'm brown and have a hole,  and he's... completely fucking nuts.

[Simple Simon]

shizzo is applying pick up art principles of insulting women and then sweep them off the feets after he has administered the chloroform rag

[King Shizzo]

Shizzo was going for as little subtlety as possible.  he figured I'm brown and have a hole,  and he's... completely fucking nuts.

Nice...... I really could get along with you if we ever met. You seem like a cool chick.

Can you take 10 inches of white steel without flinching? Could be a deal breaker.

You are a good sport Lobstah  

[wes]

Resident idiot Shizzo insulting a woman just to get attention. 

I bet Lobs can`t stand you.........you`re pathetic dude.

[Simple Simon]

Resident idiot Shizzo insulting a woman just to get attention. 

I bet Lobs can`t stand you.........you`re pathetic dude.

Its just his defence mechanism wes, he knows its pointless being nice because people like him don't get anywhere with women regardless, so his default setting is rude and insulting off the bat so he has an excuse why they rebut him

[Ronnie Rep]

Resident idiot Shizzo insulting a woman just to get attention. 

I bet Lobs can`t stand you.........you`re pathetic dude.

Shizzo's a charmer, have to write that line down!

[King Shizzo]

Resident idiot Shizzo insulting a woman just to get attention. 

I bet Lobs can`t stand you.........you`re pathetic dude.

Let me ask you this simple question: Are you stupid?

How many times do I have to say I am doing this in good fun, for you to understand?

I like Lobstah. Keep that white knighting shit for your old-ass wife.

[_aj_]

What is a this thread about again?

[ChopperRider]

I wear sunblock daily.
never had a smoke or drink in my life.
but...
WHAT IS "NASSER EYE"

One eye looks straight ahead and the other eye is offset by 90 degrees.

Back in the day, before Team Nasser was invented, the medical community called it cross-eyed.

[King Shizzo]

One eye looks straight ahead and the other eye is offset by 90 degrees.

Back in the day, before Team Nasser was invented, the medical community called it cross-eyed.

Watch out bro, Wes will limp in here any minute claiming you bash women. Anything to get his penis back to life. Way to be a man's man Wes!

[El Diablo Blanco]

What is a this thread about again?

Some guy named Don

[Roger Bacon]

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[Lobstah]

One eye looks straight ahead and the other eye is offset by 90 degrees.

Back in the day, before Team Nasser was invented, the medical community called it cross-eyed.

Oh. Megalolz. I am certainly not cross-eyed. Severely myopic, yes. Weirdly hooded eyes on a black girl? Yup. Eternal damnation of the dark circles under my eyes? Practically born with those fuckers. But no, not cross-eyed.


And no beard. Seriously Shizzo (and halo), let it go. My skin is sweet as fuck.

[visualizeperfection]

Oh. Megalolz. I am certainly not cross-eyed. Severely myopic, yes. Weirdly hooded eyes on a black girl? Yup. Eternal damnation of the dark circles under my eyes? Practically born with those fuckers. But no, not cross-eyed.


And no beard. Seriously Shizzo (and halo), let it go. My skin is sweet as fuck.

I can vouch for this.

If only I could figure out how to get the sweet, sweet scent of cocoa butter out my egyptian cotton sheets and duvet.

[ChopperRider]

Oh. Megalolz. I am certainly not cross-eyed. Severely myopic, yes. Weirdly hooded eyes on a black girl? Yup. Eternal damnation of the dark circles under my eyes? Practically born with those fuckers. But no, not cross-eyed.


And no beard. Seriously Shizzo (and halo), let it go. My skin is sweet as fuck.

Yeah, I'd pay $100 to watch you jump naked on a trampoline covered in Nutella.

[BikiniSlut]

i'm not a hater

but i always speak the truth


ernestly, i banged a lot of women who had better arms than this and never worked out a day in they life

Hahahahaha.....am I the only one that caught that???

Oh I have no doubt....I know 12 year old girls that have more muscle. And you have to remember....you like your black chicks.....superior fucking genetics with regards to "getting big" whether it be fat or muscle.

But genetically that is epic gains for me. My parents were Russian and if you've ever seen the average Russian girl genetics for physique it is very "estrogenic". I literally had nothing.

When I started squatting the Olympic bar was to heavy. I squatted with nothing and my first increase was holding 5 pound dumbells in each hand. 

[Lobstah]

I can vouch for this.

If only I could figure out how to get the sweet, sweet scent of cocoa butter out my egyptian cotton sheets and duvet.

unfortunately there's only one solution to this, and it died with witch hunting and Jim Crow-  burn them bitches.

 there are worse scents to have lingering in your sheets though, so.. you know... don't be too bummed.