I sometimes think I'd like to see Joel get throat punched for being such a little bitch, but then I remember what he looks like and that his life must be horrific as a revoltingly ugly 300lb pig .. and that makes me smile.
Never having a woman even glance at you, having small children pointing and laughing when you go out in public, breaking sweat just tying your shoelaces... no wonder he makes endless threads trying to take pot shots at a blonde uber mensch like Jay