I stopped off at the local Wal-mart today for a panty fix. If you don't know what a panty fix is, let me explain: I like to try on women's panties. Especially in public places. It's one of my kinky voyeuristic fetishes(Don't knock it till you try it). Anyway. Since I have been kicked out of all the Victoria's secrets and Fredrick's of Hollywoods, I had to get my fix at Wal-mart. The Wal-mart I went to was in a, shall we say, 'bad' part of town. A lot of darkies. Anyway. I strut my stuff into the ladies clothes department and came across some sexy little black lingerie panties. Little boy shorts. Too cute. I choose the ones in the back(say no to HPV). I saunter over the dressing room, but these little juvenile delinquents of the Hebrew persuasion were watching my every move. "wat you doin wit dose panties dude?". I ignore them and manage to get into one of the dressing booths. Finally.
I take off my clothes and I try them on. Sexy. Very gratifying until I noticed something was wrong. Those little Darkies stole my clothes. Grabbed them through the bottom of the dressing room door. Damn it. Real funny. So I peaked out and grabbed some ladies clothes off the nearest rack. A Tweety bird sweater and a pair of skin tight jeans. As I'm walking through the store looking for these delinquents, I run into security. They noticed the tags on the clothes. He was a real big black guy. I try to explain my situation. He ain't buying it. He tells me to take them off. I told him I would pay for them.
Until I realized my wallet was in my pants that those little chocolate bastards had.
So I did what most Getbiggers would have done: ran. Besides the guard looked fat and out of shape, I probably could make it.
That fucker was fast. NFL fast. I almost made it out the store but he caught me. He pulled the sweater and jeans off leaving me in nothing but my black panties. It was quite the scene. I did the only thing I could think of: yell rape.
That must have been quite the scene. Some huge black security guard chasing a flamboyant gay man in nothing but a pair of panties through the parking lot. Yelling rape was a good idea. He backed off and let me escape. So now I'm here on GetBig. In my new black panties. What a day.
