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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2014, 09:44:12 AM »
Mountainous heapings of the gay in this thread.

That poem ... oh brother.  ::)

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2014, 10:35:14 AM »
I'm dealing with a fervent erection over here after reading this masterpiece by my biological father BigCyp.


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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2014, 10:44:06 AM »
;D

roses are red violets are blue

when your lawn is unmown

no one can see you

 ;D

Roses are red
violets are blue
on Bigmc's diet he eats so many Bigmacs
he's a step away from a heat attack

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2014, 10:50:53 AM »
BigCyp, I kinda want to f*ck you now  ;D

Just playing man, that was good. Let people talk but it takes talent to speak to the heart of a woman. When I wrote my vows, my goal was to make everyone cry..or I fail.

You should have seen it, the whole room bust out crying. It was weird, priest, dads, uncles...all had tears. First year anniversary is paper so I had a professional calligraphy person write it out on a old parchment style paper then had it custom framed. Now I get to see my wife tear up every once in  awhile when she walks by it and reads it  ;D

Keep writing man, if that is your skill, your stress release, your way of expressing whats inside to people you love...just do you man, we aren't on this planet very long.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2014, 10:52:59 AM »
Love to be serenaded someday by lots of bros in this thread

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2014, 11:00:33 AM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.

Absolutely one of the weirdest things you could do is share an intimate poem to your wife with total strangers on the net... Does she not give you attention? Sorry man - that's just freaking odd

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2014, 11:14:45 AM »
;D

Roses are red
violets are blue
on Bigmc's diet he eats so many Bigmacs
he's a step away from a heat attack

roses are red violets are cool

when calvin goes to a bar

he has to stand on a stool
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
can tell he's from down south

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2014, 01:07:32 PM »
Romance is a civilized way of saying, I wanna fuck your brains out and procreate.

Romantic love is a lie.

But nice poem.  :D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2014, 01:07:55 PM »
roses are red violets are cool

when calvin goes to a bar

he has to stand on a stool


Roses are red
and violets are blue
if Bigmc's wife catches him juicing his balls will be blue too.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2014, 01:12:20 PM »

Roses are red
and violets are blue
if Bigmc's wife catches him juicing his balls will be blue too.

roses are red

violets are blue

calvin can never break a buck fifty two
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2014, 01:17:31 PM »
Love to be serenaded someday by lots of bros in this thread

roses are red

violets are blue

calvin can never break a buck fifty two


Roses are red
violets are blue
we are ignoring Big cukold flex
so he doesn't feel part of the crew
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2014, 01:18:18 PM »

Roses are red
and violets are blue
if Bigmc's wife catches him juicing his balls will be blue too.

Roses are red
violets are blue
AJ's gonna be juicing in secret too

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2014, 01:23:09 PM »
Roses are red
violets are blue
AJ's gonna be juicing in secret too


Lol ;D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2014, 01:28:45 PM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.

outed

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2014, 01:43:14 PM »
outed


Roses are red
violets are blue
Man of Steel is a good name
but Man of Short Shorts is great too

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #66 on: February 24, 2014, 01:43:26 PM »

Roses are red
violets are blue
we are ignoring Big cukold flex
so he doesn't feel part of the crew
 ;D

roses are red

chiro is vexed

he is waiting in vain

for cock pics by text
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2014, 01:47:26 PM »
roses are red

chiro is vexed

he is waiting in vain

for cock pics by text

Roses are red
violets are blue
big cuckhold flex would like to deliver a roundhouse kick
but none are do

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #68 on: February 24, 2014, 01:48:25 PM »
January embers
My heart burns there too
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2014, 03:04:58 PM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
didnt read,must first know whether this is also useable for homosexual relationship
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #70 on: February 25, 2014, 04:14:29 PM »
 ;D
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #71 on: February 26, 2014, 10:57:51 AM »

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #72 on: February 26, 2014, 11:17:07 AM »
here's mine

bit of background- we had been going through a difficult time- I decided to put my feelings down on paper and pinned them to the fridge.

here goes


please forget the times we argued
the times I lost my rag
the times I lost my temper
out by your hair you i'd drag
please forget the moments
you made me lash out in a mood
and give you a right hander
for when you'd answer me back so rude
above all forget everything
and realise one thing
while you are reading this ditty
you could be doing cleaning
you fcuking lazy splitarse
don't even turn around
just get the fucking dishes done
and don't make a fucking sound


brings a tear to my eye- I never knew I had it in me

skills - a definite knicker dropper

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #73 on: February 26, 2014, 12:27:52 PM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.

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