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If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« on: February 24, 2014, 08:47:34 AM »
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2014, 08:57:05 AM »
Sounds to me like you're well on your way to being a hairless mom. Be man, grow a beard. A beard is the glory and maturity of a man. There was a time when having a shaved face as a man was considered shameful. Those times will surface again. Then you'll have two problems. No hair on your head that you want and no hair on your face that you don't want.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two beardless moms.
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2014, 08:57:29 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 24, 2014, 08:51:34 AM
i dont like bearded people

especially if they have a bald head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outed.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2014, 08:58:50 AM »
 >:(
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2014, 09:00:31 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 24, 2014, 08:59:48 AM
there is an inconsistency between the colors of the face and the scalp

Deal with it.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2014, 09:02:00 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 24, 2014, 09:00:50 AM
BEARDED PEOPLE WITH HAIRLESS BODIES


now that really pisses me off

You really do study men, homo.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2014, 09:02:19 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 24, 2014, 09:00:50 AM
BEARDED PEOPLE WITH HAIRLESS BODIES


now that really pisses me off

How do you know their bodies are hairless?
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2014, 09:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 08:58:50 AM
>:(
Sweet, new material for me to beat off to.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2014, 09:09:00 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 24, 2014, 09:05:59 AM
it's only gay if you want it to be

Well, I guess that's true.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2014, 09:31:12 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 08:58:50 AM
>:(

Looks very masculine and caveman like apart from the fact that you have tiny little cute pink pictures behind you on the wall...epic alpha male furnishings lol  ;D
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2014, 09:32:38 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 24, 2014, 09:31:12 AM
Looks very masculine and caveman like apart from the fact that you have tiny little cute pink pictures behind you on the wall...epic alpha male furnishings lol  ;D

It's lavender asshole...






































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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2014, 09:45:39 AM »
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2014, 09:47:26 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 08:58:50 AM
>:(

I hate those hats.  Why do people wear them?
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2014, 09:48:43 AM »
Wiggs does have some nice skin though. 

Do you bathe in milk?
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2014, 09:49:30 AM »
hipster beards don't count
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2014, 09:52:06 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 24, 2014, 09:48:43 AM
Wiggs does have some nice skin though. 

Do you bathe in milk?

No, it's genetics, drinking plenty of water, don't smoke or do drugs, keep my weight under control through exercise and healthy eating habits. I'll be 35 in July.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2014, 09:53:14 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 09:52:06 AM
No, it's genetics, drinking plenty of water, don't smoke or do drugs, keep my weight under control through exercise and healthy eating habits. I'll be 35 in July.
darkies don't have the old gene
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2014, 09:54:30 AM »
Taylor Swift waved her normal "beard" fees for a coffee photo op with Tim Tebew posing as his possible girlfriend.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2014, 09:55:54 AM »
Lesbian Kelly Clarkson is marrying a beard to help keep her money printing press going at full steam...
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Wiggs

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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2014, 09:56:35 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 24, 2014, 09:47:26 AM

I hate those hats.  Why do people wear them?

Hebrews used to wear bonnets in Biblical times. I've see photos of them with red bonnets. I wear the red beanie/bonnet to honor my ancestors traditions. I think others wear them because it's trendy.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2014, 10:00:07 AM »
Quote from: Icelord on February 24, 2014, 09:53:14 AM
darkies don't have the old gene

If you look at a black person on drugs you'll see that isn't true. Drugs and not taking care of ourselves ages us horribly. If we take care of business, we do well. 
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2014, 10:07:12 AM »
My father has only shaved his beard 2x in my 36 yrs on the planet. The first time I saw him without a beard I was 13 and I wasn't even sure it was my dad. When he went to pick up my sister from school she wouldn't get in the car for a minute, not sure if he was a stranger! He's also got long hair in a ponytail. Going by that song, does that make him a tranny?
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2014, 10:16:24 AM »
Quote from: ChristopherA on February 24, 2014, 10:07:12 AM
My father has only shaved his beard 2x in my 36 yrs on the planet. The first time I saw him without a beard I was 13 and I wasn't even sure it was my dad. When he went to pick up my sister from school she wouldn't get in the car for a minute, not sure if he was a stranger! He's also got long hair in a ponytail. Going by that song, does that make him a tranny?

No, long hair is cool if you want. You're father's a helluva man. You'll see who the real men are when this trend passes and the real men keep their facial hair. Beard, mustache, goatee . As a man you gotta have something.
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2014, 10:34:50 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 10:16:24 AM
No, long hair is cool if you want. You're father's a helluva man. You'll see who the real men are when this trend passes and the real men keep their facial hair. Beard, mustache, goatee . As a man you gotta have something.
Thanks Wiggs! Kind words, he truly is the best man I know. I know you will also appreciate he loves his weed LoL never seen him drunk once in my whole life and he looks 10yrs younger than he is and he's sharp as a tack. Weed makes you stupid and lazy though? Hmmm
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Re: If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms.
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2014, 10:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 24, 2014, 09:02:19 AM
How do you know their bodies are hairless?

Good catch - maybe he means he likes their bodies hairy so they retain "man-musk" better

Excuse me - whilst I throw up
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