My father has only shaved his beard 2x in my 36 yrs on the planet. The first time I saw him without a beard I was 13 and I wasn't even sure it was my dad. When he went to pick up my sister from school she wouldn't get in the car for a minute, not sure if he was a stranger! He's also got long hair in a ponytail. Going by that song, does that make him a tranny?