One day I'll laser the hell out of everything...legs, underarms, hooha.
I tried home waxing my lady parts one time. Hurt. Lots. And I bled at the base of the hair.
Ouch!!! Been there... done that. Utterly excruciatingly painful waste of time.
I didn't wax, I tried "sugaring". They talked it up real good... Ancient Egyptian Beauty Secret.. yada yada yada
It's supposed to be like waxing, but using honey instead of wax. You could heat it up on the stove, or use the microwave, all in the privacy of your own home. I made the mistake of opting for the microwave.
Did you know that liquids, especially thick viscous liquids like honey, heated in the microwave can feel cool to the touch on the surface, but be boiling hot underneath? I didn't, ...but I sure found out quickly.
I dipped the spatula in the honey jar and spread it over my fleshy parts. Man-oh-man, I don't think I've ever screamed so loud, or swore so profanely in my life!!! Talk about pain!!! So now my parts are covered in almost boiling hot honey. I finally managed to spread the strips over the honey, and recover my bearings while waiting for the hot honey to cool. My parts were still throbbing from the hot honey, ...but NOT in a good way, ...and now I have to rip the strips off??
I couldn't have done 1 strip at a time, oh noooo... like an idiot I had to apply all the strips at once. lol. It took what seemed like forever to work up the courage to rip off the first strip. I saw lights flashing behind my eyeballs!!! If I thought my parts were sore before... I quickly realized I didn't know what sore was. And if that wasn't enough... when I did pull the strip off, ...there was only 3 or 4 hairs on the stupid strip, ...and I still had a bunch of strips that I still had to rip off. Do you know how hard it is to rip the strip off yourself? ...especially after feeling the pain of the first one? Ripping off each subsequent strip just got harder & harder
In the end, all the hair was still there, except now they were tangled and wadded up in a sticky mess of honey, made worse by the 3 alarm fire now taking place between my legs. Trying to get the honey off proved to be just as painful, since the entire area was already extremely tender. I somehow managed to waddle to the bathroom to drench a washcloth in ice water, and spent the night on my back, feet up in the air like a stint in the gyno chair, with a cold washcloth between my legs. Needless to say, I didn't dare wear jeans or any kind of pants for the next few days... too painful. Nothing but silk panties & dresses for the next little while.
I wouldn't recommend an in-home do it yourself home sugaring kit.
