I got my card a while ago.. it's been expired for over 6 months.
some co-workers said it'd help with appetite and sleep. it die neither.
tried Sativa for 'during the day', and hated it. felt like I was stoned, and felt like everybody could tell. lol
tried Indica for nighttime, and hated it.
tried hybrids for nighttime, and hated it.
sex on the indica's was nice though, for some reason.
I remember getting my card, and the first day I took 2 hits of some "trainwreck" at like 10pm and driving home. I was doing 40mph on the freeway thinking 'holy shit.. I'm going too slow', then sped up to 65 and it felt like I was doing 165, then gradually slowed back down to 40.. then back up to 65. such a bad fucking idea.
then a couple days later, I took 1 hit before heading to work. I stopped at AM/PM for coffee, and as I'm mixing my creamer and sugar in my coffee, I realize I'd been staring at my coffee for what felt like 10mins thinking 'shit.. how long have I been standing here.. people are gonna notice me', was probably only there for a minute, but was still a very unpleasant experience.
of about 5-6 different strains, I found the kush, especially the bubblegum/bubba kush stuff the least disagreeable.
luckily, CA parole doesn't test for THC (but I had my card nonetheless).
I'd much rather take a Tylenol-3 or a ML of gbl or something, than smoke weed or drink booze.