Breaking news
The bmw is registered to this bitch ass midget's gay looking dad
And his sister just accepted my friend request on face book
I poked her
She sent me "you look familiar"
I said I was Michael's boss
She poked me back
But sent a "?" Response back
Meaning Michael is straight unemployed
He also lives at home
I have literally all your info but I'm not outing you Michael
Your'e like a child lol look at you
You even look like a schmoe
Yet you're so young
Good work on being that gay buddy
Welcome to the thunder dome bitch
Don't make us dig too deep
You don't want an actual male model to
You know. Face fuck your sister