At least I did your mom properly
and please list your athletic achievements.. I am sure you must have been a "succesful" pro in at least one sport
I have no athletic achievements, thats why I dont brag about them.
You should do the same, because essentially we are the same.
You throw out wild cklaims hoping people will take you seriously, you may have been have technically been a pro tennis player but its in name only, you couldnt play all that well as your stats show.
Now try and accept the fact that you are a nobody with mediocre talents like 99% of the worlds population and let the 1% bask in their earned glory.