Uncle Junior - Discussions

[BigCyp]

haha


when i was a teenager i had a bright white astra sri

we used to wank over sierra cosworths

Hahaha yes!

Truth be told, I had to settle for a white Vauxhall Nova 1.4 but it had a lovely kit on it and the original alloys.

Have you ever heard of Southend on Sea?

I spent most friday nights driving round 2 roundabouts and a half mile strip of road for 3 hours  

[gee38]

XR2i with 'pepper pots' and strobe seats. possibly a pioneer radio cassette with 4 (count em) 4 speakers.

[RUDE BUOY]

missed this thread

[The True Adonis]

Rather have that lotus you had/have?

Yes.  That thing annoyed me to no end.  I am done with cars for a while and probably won`t buy anything that isn`t at least 20-30 years plus old at this point.  I like cars from the 80s back.  Don`t really care much for anything new.  The new Corvette is pretty nice, but they are practically giving them away at this point to any schmuck who comes in and makes the first payment.  Nice car still, but I would much rather have the Corvette in this video and spend about a fifth of the price or less even for a better car in my opinion.

[King Shizzo]

shizzo

seriously

shut the fuck up

Why are you worried about me? I dont mention you at all.

[pedro01]

Uhhh no I didn't mate it wasn't "that car", I wouldn't been seen driving a piece of shit like that please don't insult me. lol

I find it hilarious that I have offered you a Skype tour of my house yet no one believes me.

Anyway you know what I really don't minding telling you mate, we will speak when you call me tonight but if you absolutely must know everything I live in Bishops Avenue and no that house doesn't belong to me, it belongs to my dad and was/is my family home for many years and will eventually be inherited by me anyway.

Now as I have said before I have my own apartment in Frien Barnet in Princess Manor Park which I am renting out currently.

My parents  moved out to Dubai some years ago since my dad's business is based out there there was no point for me not to make money of renting it my flat and my parents will never sell the house because it values keeps increasing year on year.

So basically - you live at your partents house but bragged on here you had your own 3 million quid house all paid for with no mortgage.

You bragged about going out to Dubai because of a new subsidary your company was opening but it was really a holiday paid for by the bread winner in your family - your dad.

My apartment in Princess Park is in a complex with quite few celebs including Ledley King, JLS, Tara Tointon and it was where Ashley Young and Cheryl Cole first met, since Ashley has a flat there and I used to see them all the time.

This is Princess Manor Park where my apartment is.

http://www.princessparkmanor.net/

Look at link below on Foxtons, this is Tara Tointon's penthouse flat which is now for sale. Look closely at the photographs and you will see her picture and some awards she has won. She also has two very smelly cats in there, I have been inside so I know cos I was thinking of doing a buy to let on it but I decided it was overpriced!  

http://www.foxtons.co.uk/search?location_ids=547-62&property_id=837003&search_form=map&search_type=SS&sold=1&submit_type=search

The thing is I don't want to come across as a douchey guy who is all about money money money, cos I am really not like that and how much or how little money someone has absolutely no bearing on what I think of them. I judge people on their merits and character and if they have a good heart or not.

See a guy like Skorp will have me attention and time all day long because he is polite, respectful and doesn't act like a dick.

I have his digits so when me and him go clubbing soon I will show him some videos of me and BS amongst other things and he can vouch for me if he likes.

The rest of you assholes (baring a few exceptions) I really don't trust or have time for so don't ask me for me for more info as this is all one way street, you want more you got to give me something too, that's how it works in life

I am not going to deny this all amuses and entertains me so much and is welcome distraction for otherwise boring and monotonous daily work so please carry on  

So your dad got you an appartment too? Lovely.

Have you no shame? Bragging that you own things paid for by a REAL man that earnt his money.

God, you must be a disappointment. No wonder you come on here looking for people to respect you. Shame you have no idea what people actually respect.

[Skorp1o]

Thats just ridiculous.  Then you have the influx of immigrants from other countries buying up real estate, artificially raising the prices, all on little bits of land.  I have seen some nice properties in the UK, but they all seem to be far, far aways from cities.  Home ownership will probably be a thing of the past in the UK eventually.

Its driven by greed, the UK developers sell properties off plan to the chinese, they literally go to China on property exibitions and sell a whole 20 floor building based on computerised images before they even begin to build, chinese middle class has strong buying powers and culturally cherish properties. A chinese needs £375k to buy a box studio in Hong Kong, they are offered a two bed for that much in London in zone 2 or Zone 3, they buy them and leave empty (bubble wrapping), if you add to this middle eastern arabs and russian oligarch and London is a monoply board.

[The True Adonis]

Its driven by greed, the UK developers sell properties off plan to the chinese, they literally go to China on property exibitions and sell a whole 20 floor building based on computerised images before they even begin to build, chinese middle class has strong buying powers and culturally cherish properties. A chinese needs £375k to buy a box studio in Hong Kong, they are offered a two bed for that much in London in zone 2 or Zone 3, they buy them and leave empty (bubble wrapping), if you add to this middle eastern arabs and russian oligarch and London is a monoply board.

Hopefully they never infiltrate the United States.

[Tapeworm]

Ooooo sounds dreamy 

Even if you were a hardcore art digging, theatre going type, the benefits of city living are outweighed by the bunk-bed lifestyle.  You can't do jack shit without queuing up.  Every thoroughfare is people banging off eachother like pinballs.  And if you think I'm a miserable cuunt try some time in London CBD.  Some of the most damaged, pathetic, unhappy people I've ever come across.

Probably still a nice place to visit.  Living there was for the birds.

[pedro01]

Hahaha yes!

Truth be told, I had to settle for a white Vauxhall Nova 1.4 but it had a lovely kit on it and the original alloys.

Have you ever heard of Southend on Sea?

I spent most friday nights driving round 2 roundabouts and a half mile strip of road for 3 hours  

PMSL - I used to hit Southsea - more Portsmouth area - round & round & round the town.

I remember me & my mate picked up 3 girls one night - I mean - that was the point of lapping the town center - but we never actually thought we'd get some.

Those Novas were cool and nippy too. Good times.

[BigCyp]

Haha, you don't think one of the number one pastimes for CEO's and company directors is playing Golf or High Stakes Poker?

Hmmm.....try goggling Guy Liberate the owner of Circle de Soleuil (Josh can confirm since he is candian) see how much he gambles, he is confirmed to have lost 20 million on Full Tilt poker and guess what I got some of that too!

Sam Farha, Eli Elizera....list is endless.

Lmao of people who earn money through business don't gamble cos they earned it and value money!  

Try going to the Palm Beach casino in London and see how many of them you find gambling it up every night!

Not one single one of these guys on here who I haven't played with in Bobbys Room in Vegas.

That doesn't change the fact that you are a proven liar, who sponges off your parents  

If you are laughing so bad at our failed attempts, prove the following 2 things:

1. You have a job, even a payslip of some sort or a tax return - just black out the personal info.

2. You don't live in your parents loft - maybe a property deed seeing as you own a swanky flat that you are 'letting out' so your can live in your parents loft WTFFFFF???

(Oh yeah, you're renting out the exclusive apartment for the money, which you are alledgedly swimming in and throwing down the drain at poke anyway - why do you need the money.

You can't can you, you beak nosed silver spoon fed 160 pound pile of cock

[BigCyp]

PMSL - I used to hit Southsea - more Portsmouth area - round & round & round the town.

I remember me & my mate picked up 3 girls one night - I mean - that was the point of lapping the town center - but we never actually thought we'd get some.

Those Novas were cool and nippy too. Good times.

Haha yes!!! You haven't lived until you've done this 

Once I actually though to myself, "How are we going to get any pussy, if there's 5 of us blokes in one tiny car?" what do we do, exchange the 3 ugliest blokes for girls

[bigmc]

Even if you were a hardcore art digging, theatre going type, the benefits of city living are outweighed by the bunk-bed lifestyle.  You can't do jack shit without queuing up.  Every thoroughfare is people banging off eachother like pinballs.  And if you think I'm a miserable cuunt try some time in London CBD.  Some of the most damaged, pathetic, unhappy people I've ever come across.

Probably still a nice place to visit.  Living there was for the birds.

the thing i always notice when i go to London

is everyone is stressed to fuck running around at 100 miles an hour

people don't smile or say hello or let you out at junctions

its like ants scurrying round an anthill

up north for the win  

[gee38]

'money means nothing to me........ thats why a rent a flat out for money and live at my mums'


that adds up.

can someone find the laughing bastards pic please?

[BigCyp]

the thing i always notice when i go to London

is everyone is stressed to fuck running around at 100 miles an hour

people don't smile or say hello or let you out at junctions

its like ants scurrying round an anthill

up north for the win  

Got to agree there.

I worked in London for about a year and most miserable bunch of people on the whole, Notts is where it's at if you want a bigger city without it being too metropolitan and busy

[The True Adonis]

How do you deal with all the Muslims coming over there?

[bigmc]

Got to agree there.

I worked in London for about a year and most miserable bunch of people on the whole, Notts is where it's at if you want a bigger city without it being too metropolitan and busy

ive never been more stressed than driving through London

i had to survey all the thames water sites a couple of years ago

[pedro01]

You can't can you, you beak nosed silver spoon fed 160 pound pile of cock

I thought I knew most good insults - I'll be keeping this one on file.

Worst thing in all of this - all that money and he can't get a girlfriend. Has to get an internet one from Getbig of all places.

Fuck the picture of the title deed  or pay slip... let's see if he can post one with a member of the opposite sex.

[chaos]

shizzo

seriously

shut the fuck up

[gee38]

QUICK DISSECTION IN CAPS


-Well over 3 million probably close to 4 last valuation was a while ago all paid for as indeed my apartment in Princess Manor and technically while the house is in my dads name it is "MY HOUSE" I consider it so, was my family home and will end up being in my name anyway (not that I ever wish or want that)

SO ITS YOUR DADS HOUSE- NOT YOURS

- Never said I was Fortune 500 CEO Josh is making that up I asked him to post pm or info when I said that he didn't or couldn't
-I run a PLC no its lot floated or listed on any exchange and it doesn't need to be.

WHILE IT MAY NOT NEED TO BE REGISTERED IT DOES NEED TO OBEY CERTAIN RULE OF CORPORATE GOVERNANCE- LIKE TO TAKE US THROUGH THESE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO?


-Yes I recently opened up a satellite office in Dubai and paid 400k for an office freehold on there, maybe I will post some papers to confirm. I didn't set up a new business out there as gee was insinuating.

'SATELLITE OFFICE IN DUBAI' WILL STILL BE LISTED BY UK TRADE- SO IF YOU HAVE ITS EASILY CHECKABLE AND PROVABLE


- Yes I was also playing poker in Dubai and I play poker all the time, its my pastime, I don't need to win money in poker but I do and enjoy it.

YOU WERE ON HOLIDAY WITH MUMMY-NOW THE TWO YACHTS YOU OWN- NAMES PLEASE?


-Yes I am dating Bikini slut in real life and care about her and she cares about me, tell me why she hasn't come here and posted? Where is she? Guess what she doesn't want to cos she would rather not have anything like the Groink saga getting in between us.

-WHO CARES ITS MUCH MORE FUN SPEAKING TO THE CEO WHO FILMS HIMSELF JABBING IN HIS ATTIC OF HIS DADS HOUSE

Yes I understand you are Jealous but there is no need.

JEALOUS OF A MAN WITH NO FRIENDS/ WOMAN/ ACHIEVEMENTS OF HIS OWN

What else you wanna know?

WHY YOU LIE SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING?

[BigCyp]

Bikinislut is a prostitute.

The only fathomable reason she would ever get within 100 metres of Uncle Junior, is for the possibility of luxury gifts/holidays etc. Let's face it, he is an ugly as it gets and has some kind of mental disorder.

The only difference between a prostitute sucking off some bloke down an alley for £50 to get some new shoes, and bikinislut selling off her fanny to Joon in exhange for a cruise and a cartier watch is that at least the prostitue might be hot

So far bikinislut has sold her vagina for a strawberry body lotion from bodyshop

[BigCyp]

QUICK DISSECTION IN CAPS


-Well over 3 million probably close to 4 last valuation was a while ago all paid for as indeed my apartment in Princess Manor and technically while the house is in my dads name it is "MY HOUSE" I consider it so, was my family home and will end up being in my name anyway (not that I ever wish or want that)

SO ITS YOUR DADS HOUSE- NOT YOURS

- Never said I was Fortune 500 CEO Josh is making that up I asked him to post pm or info when I said that he didn't or couldn't
-I run a PLC no its lot floated or listed on any exchange and it doesn't need to be.

WHILE IT MAY NOT NEED TO BE REGISTERED IT DOES NEED TO OBEY CERTAIN RULE OF CORPORATE GOVERNANCE- LIKE TO TAKE US THROUGH THESE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO?


-Yes I recently opened up a satellite office in Dubai and paid 400k for an office freehold on there, maybe I will post some papers to confirm. I didn't set up a new business out there as gee was insinuating.

'SATELLITE OFFICE IN DUBAI' WILL STILL BE LISTED BY UK TRADE- SO IF YOU HAVE ITS EASILY CHECKABLE AND PROVABLE


- Yes I was also playing poker in Dubai and I play poker all the time, its my pastime, I don't need to win money in poker but I do and enjoy it.

YOU WERE ON HOLIDAY WITH MUMMY-NOW THE TWO YACHTS YOU OWN- NAMES PLEASE?


-Yes I am dating Bikini slut in real life and care about her and she cares about me, tell me why she hasn't come here and posted? Where is she? Guess what she doesn't want to cos she would rather not have anything like the Groink saga getting in between us.

-WHO CARES ITS MUCH MORE FUN SPEAKING TO THE CEO WHO FILMS HIMSELF JABBING IN HIS ATTIC OF HIS DADS HOUSE

Yes I understand you are Jealous but there is no need.

JEALOUS OF A MAN WITH NO FRIENDS/ WOMAN/ ACHIEVEMENTS OF HIS OWN

What else you wanna know?

WHY YOU LIE SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING?

Yes Gee, when you blow the smoke away it's exactly as we called it months ago.

[gee38]

lets put some money up


translation


'mummy and daddy to the rescue'

I bet they let you have anything as a kid- hence the reason you ended up a morbidly obese billy no mates.

[gee38]

UNCLE JOON LOGIC


'I spent a free night in the trump plaza'


I therefore own the trump plaza


proper joey deacon sketch

[Tapeworm]

the thing i always notice when i go to London

is everyone is stressed to fuck running around at 100 miles an hour

people don't smile or say hello or let you out at junctions

its like ants scurrying round an anthill

up north for the win  

The worst for me was I stopped smiling or saying hello or excuse me or anything.  All it did was invite people to snub me, which they would do more often than not, so I just quit being polite and would look and walk straight through people unless there was a clear reason not to.  It's a town of cuunts.  There's no other way to put it.

I was in Newcastle briefly for a Christmas.  Maybe it was just because I was introduced to people through my girl and her family, or possibly the season, but everyone was all smiles and very easy to talk to.  Seemed like a way better lifestyle for them, like people enjoying their lives.  Didn't see much of that down south.