The Day I Broke My Penis (no homo)

[Tapeworm]

Chick was zealously stirring her pot when an audible CRUNK came from the root of my dick.  She stopped and asked if I was ok, to which I replied "Idk but if this is my last hard-on lets get the most we can out of it."  

Now that's styyyyyyle.  And my penis has never worked since.

[Skorp1o]

Quite a few near misses here....take control guys, cow boy is the biggest penis killer out there....keep an eye on your thrusts like u do with reps.

[James28]

Quite a few near misses here....take control guys, cow boy is the biggest penis killer out there....keep an eye on your thrusts like u do with reps.

Same as what happened to you Skorp. Though I learned my lesson right after that episode. Now when she's on top bouncing away, I take no pleasure from it and watch her hips like a hawk. No way I'm going through that episode again.

[wes]

Been there,done that! 

A real boner killer for sure. 

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Bent my dick against a women's pelvic bone while thrusting hard and rapid. Happened in college and I was drunk as piss. I thought I literally broke my dick because it was really sore for four days. Despite the embarassment, went to a hospital and spoke to a doctor. He took a look at the bruising but said I was lucky because I didn't rupture any blood vessels. After a four ro five days I was ok again.

[DanielPaul]

I've asked on here before with no reply but there wad a story about frank zane 3 weeks out from the 1980 Olympia where somehow he severed his urethra falling out of a lawn chair, and that was part of the reason he came in so light weight for the show, anyone else ever hear about that?

[irishdave]

I've asked on here before with no reply but there wad a story about frank zane 3 weeks out from the 1980 Olympia where somehow he severed his urethra falling out of a lawn chair, and that was part of the reason he came in so light weight for the show, anyone else ever hear about that?

lmao random

[_bruce_]

I've asked on here before with no reply but there wad a story about frank zane 3 weeks out from the 1980 Olympia where somehow he severed his urethra falling out of a lawn chair, and that was part of the reason he came in so light weight for the show, anyone else ever hear about that?

 

[O.Z.]

Happened to me about a year ago, my ex was bouncing on top, doing a great job if I must say, however, in the heat of the moment I partially slid out to the left side, she came back down and my manhood got jabbed at 90 degrees against her....I felt a loud snap echo through my body, it rocked me to the core, it was a deep loud snap that rattled so deep within my bone marrow and rippled out through my flesh. I screamed horribly like that woman from the Hitchcock movie (albeit with a trenbolona induced huskinness of a large man of my stature).

I went to A&E, they checked up on it, no hot nurses for me either adding insult to injury, just an old indian man   , but probably a good thing as I was in no fit state to endure an erection. My pecker was a little bent and a black bruise on the side, they said there was no tissue damage as such, I wasn't covinced so I kept a close eye on my dick for days to come....two weeks later my dick straightened out and the pain went and I was able to resume my "activities". No more cowboy girls ever from that day on as I like to be in full control when my "assets" are on the line, just like I do with my investment portfolio.

I just wondered if anyone snapped their beaker and whether they weren't as lucky as I was.

You were lucky it was a girl with a nice soft ass, would be much worse if a stud with shredded glutes was bouncing on the top.

[oldtimer1]

I've asked on here before with no reply but there wad a story about frank zane 3 weeks out from the 1980 Olympia where somehow he severed his urethra falling out of a lawn chair, and that was part of the reason he came in so light weight for the show, anyone else ever hear about that?

I remember reading that. Something about dropping on lawn chair to tan and a sharp edge sliced right through his penis. He said blood was ever where.

[DanielPaul]

Said he lost 10 lbs because of it.  It would fucking suck

[Disgusted]

I've asked on here before with no reply but there wad a story about frank zane 3 weeks out from the 1980 Olympia where somehow he severed his urethra falling out of a lawn chair, and that was part of the reason he came in so light weight for the show, anyone else ever hear about that?

True story. Even seen a pic of him in the hospital when it happened.

[TEH boob]

Oh lawd, this is the worst thread evar 

[shiftedShapes]

in general I don't like woman on top because it almost always forces a bend in the penis.  When younger I did it because I thought from watching movies that you had to go through every position to do it right, and on occasion, you miss and the dick gets bent.  Painful and unnecessary.  Find the position that makes the dick feel best and do that.  i'm with you 100% Skorpio

[visualizeperfection]

I had a too intense of an erection one time, caused a huge vein on the top of mein peenor to expand by about 300%.

It looked like a had a straw under my cock skin.

Brutal, lasted about a week.

[Primemuscle]

What a blessing it is to be an almost 70 year old man. Never thought I would be in this place. My fucking dick does not get hard enough to break these days. Guess I have no worries about some chick riding me an breaking my cock. Oh the joys of being a senior citizen. 

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

What a blessing it is to be an almost 70 year old man. Never thought I would be in this place. My fucking dick does not get hard enough to break these days. Guess I have no worries about some chick riding me an breaking my cock. Oh the joys of being a senior citizen. 

Use Viagra if you haven't already. But then again, your woman may be too old to want to have sex these days.

I guarantee that I will still be fucking at 70. If I have to use PED's myself at that age then so be it. I'm 40 and I'm still ready to get down as often as possible.

[Mr. MB]

Peroynies Disease. Happens when you get kicked in the balls…rather penis. Also also happens during intercourse. 'Dry Vag'. Scar tissue will bend it in odd angles. Sometimes it can look like a boomarang. Bill Clinton is said to have it so bad he can only get oral. One of his sluts Paula Jones claimed that she can prove in court that she had sex with the Pres. "I will describe the thing. Then get  the judge to have him examined by a urologist."

In my case…dry vag. Heard a "pop" then a bolt of lightning hit me in the groin. I leaked blood. Within 24 hours I was at the urologist who gave me a series of scar preventing shots. And he told me to always carry an ice bag for the next two weeks to shove in my shorts to prevent erections. When I got back into the game it still bent up in the middle and was at least 2" shorter. Still works at age 74.

[Ronnie Rep]

Bent never broke!

[Skorp1o]

Peroynies Disease. Happens when you get kicked in the balls…rather penis. Also also happens during intercourse. 'Dry Vag'. Scar tissue will bend it in odd angles. Sometimes it can look like a boomarang. Bill Clinton is said to have it so bad he can only get oral. One of his sluts Paula Jones claimed that she can prove in court that she had sex with the Pres. "I will describe the thing. Then get  the judge to have him examined by a urologist."

In my case…dry vag. Heard a "pop" then a bolt of lightning hit me in the groin. I leaked blood. Within 24 hours I was at the urologist who gave me a series of scar preventing shots. And he told me to always carry an ice bag for the next two weeks to shove in my shorts to prevent erections. When I got back into the game it still bent up in the middle and was at least 2" shorter. Still works at age 74.

I haven't got 2" to spare  glad you maintained a penis afterall, but never knew dried up ginas could also cause it.

[bradistani]

Happened to me about a year ago, my ex was bouncing on top, doing a great job if I must say, however, in the heat of the moment I partially slid out to the left side, she came back down and my manhood got jabbed at 90 degrees against her....I felt a loud snap echo through my body, it rocked me to the core, it was a deep loud snap that rattled so deep within my bone marrow and rippled out through my flesh. I screamed horribly like that woman from the Hitchcock movie (albeit with a trenbolona induced huskinness of a large man of my stature).

I went to A&E, they checked up on it, no hot nurses for me either adding insult to injury, just an old indian man   , but probably a good thing as I was in no fit state to endure an erection. My pecker was a little bent and a black bruise on the side, they said there was no tissue damage as such, I wasn't covinced so I kept a close eye on my dick for days to come....two weeks later my dick straightened out and the pain went and I was able to resume my "activities". No more cowboy girls ever from that day on as I like to be in full control when my "assets" are on the line, just like I do with my investment portfolio.

I just wondered if anyone snapped their beaker and whether they weren't as lucky as I was.

sounds like mind boggling, fucking agony 

i bet your inbox overflowed with offers to kiss it better 

[irishdave]

Let me tell you something, Skorpio...

I was really stoned last night and I had the misfortune of clicking on your thread. I immediately got a flashback of a time this nearly happened to me (cowboy position also) when I was 18/19 in college. As I read your post I continued to get more upset to the point I was cringing and had to take breaks after almost every sentence and have a cold glass of water and wipe the beads of sweat from my brow and settle my nerves to start reading again.

I read a few more posts until some nice guy told a story about a friend's friend/father or something who had to pump his penis now to get an erection after it happened to him. I was getting mental images. By the end of it I felt a panic attack coming on and was cringing and had to shut the window to stop me from having a breakdown.

*shudder*

[LurkerNoMore]

If you have to have surgery, they implant the pump near your balls.  So you appear that you are casually fondling your balls and sac, but instead you are turning the valve to inflate it.

There are some medical devices that must be taken out of the body if a person is going to be cremated, not sure if this pump is one, but if it is.... could you imagine having the job of removing penis parts through someone's ass?

[visualizeperfection]

There have been several mentions of this "penis pump" build right into someones mangled shaft.

What kind of sorcery is this?

[Skorp1o]

Let me tell you something, Skorpio...

I was really stoned last night and I had the misfortune of clicking on your thread. I immediately got a flashback of a time this nearly happened to me (cowboy position also) when I was 18/19 in college. As I read your post I continued to get more upset to the point I was cringing and had to take breaks after almost every sentence and have a cold glass of water and wipe the beads of sweat from my brow and settle my nerves to start reading again.

I read a few more posts until some nice guy told a story about a friend's friend/father or something who had to pump his penis now to get an erection after it happened to him. I was getting mental images. By the end of it I felt a panic attack coming on and was cringing and had to shut the window to stop me from having a breakdown.

*shudder*

hahaha....peniles and cojones are both a sore subject to talk about.

I have never ever let a woman cowboy me since that day, I am traumatised and paranoid, when a girl jumps on top, I flip the bitch on her back quicker than Royce Gracie.