"Back in the day...
...looking like Conan wasn't gay" 
Hmmmm he was paid to play that CONAN character ; a barbarian heroic warrior' not sure where you can see the gayness there , you manage to end up in that route no matter what.
Btw, today it seems if you don't wear a flat rim new era cap backwards , you GAY .
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHH