[Closet ghey] Dad: "
Honey! The entertainer I booked for little Johnny's Birthday party is here"
[Unsuspecting] Mom: "That's great darling - who did you book in the end? Darling? Hello?
Darling...?"
Dad: "
Hold on a moment sweetie, let me just help the young fellow (pauses and licks lips) oil up.... in fact, maybe we should finish this off upstairs, Mr... ?"
Mom: "Oil up??!?

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