A Toronto businessman recently returned home from a business trip a day early.
It was well after midnight, and a nagging sixth sense had been going off all week.
While en route home, and anticipating a nasty confrontation when he got there, he asked the limo driver if he'd be willing to be a witness for an additional $100 tip, in addition to the limo fare from the Toronto airport?
Since it was his last booking, and he would only be going home to an empty apartment, the driver readily agreed.
Quietly arriving home, the business man and his limo driver tiptoed into the bedroom, and the business man switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife... in bed with another man!
The business man put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife immediated shouted, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you!
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible!
HE paid for your Leafs season tickets!
HE paid for your Argos season tickets!
HE paid for our cottage in the Muskokas!
HE paid for our speed boat!
HE paid for your country club membership and HE even pays for your monthly dues!!!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the business man lowered his gun.
He turned to the limo driver and asked "What would you do?"
The limo driver replied, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold...
and give him back the Leafs tickets!"
OK, I've decided to re-word this for our cerebrally challenged American friend Pray_4_War.:
Pray_4_War recently returned home a day early, after a week of schmoeing at the Olympia.
It was well after midnight, and a nagging sixth sense had been going off all week.
While en route home, and anticipating a nasty confrontation when he got there, he asked the limo driver if he'd be willing to be a witness for an additional $100 tip, in addition to the limo fare from the airport?
Since it was his last booking, and he would only be going home to an empty apartment, the driver readily agreed.
Quietly arriving home, Pray_4_War and his limo driver tiptoed into the bedroom, where he switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his boyfriend Chadstallion... in bed with another man (Ron Avidan)
Pray_4_War put a gun to Ron Avidan's head.
Chadstallion immediated shouted, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you!
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible!
HE paid for your Yankees season tickets!
HE paid for your Denver Broncos Superbowl highlights DVD!
HE paid for our beach house on Fire Island!
HE paid for our speed boat!
HE paid for your gym membership and HE pays for all your protein powders
HE paid for your country club membership and HE even pays for your monthly dues!!!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, Pray_4_War lowered his gun.
He turned to the limo driver and asked "What would you do?"
The limo driver replied, "I'd cover Ron's ass with that blanket before he catches a cold...
and give him back the Denver Bronco's Superbowl highlights DVD!"