I think a career in coding might open some future "Gates"... both digital and divine...
/*
God - well, today I was kinda bored... reading some stuff from Kernighan/Ritchie fellas.... clever folks created by me, of course.
*/
typedef hebrew_t wiggs_t;
wiggs_t* Wiggs;
Wiggs = (hebrew_t*) America->EmitCitizen( sun_resistant, male, hungry, future_abductee );
/* God - sigh... I feel kinda naughty now */
Wiggs->Father( Theodor_Herzl );
Wiggs->Likes( Strippers, Jesus, Fiction );
Wiggs->InnerTorment( Pussy, Bible );
Wiggs->Struggle( Eternal ); /* God - oops */
Wiggs->SystemLoad( Idle );
/* God - gee, I'm tired, time to sit back and surf getbig... may continue later */