The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list

[CalvinH]

So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 

[Grape Ape]

Damn buddy, I hope it's not severe.

Normally in these situations, it's customary for the other people involved in the discsussion to list their own injury history, for reasons unknown, as if it would make the original person feel better knowing others were hurt at one point, or make them feel worse, if they are complaining about something not as severe.

But I will refrain until I hear how bad it is.

[CalvinH]

No surgery if it looks like it's getting better in a week {it already looks a lot better, when it first happened my upper bi disappeared any lower bi looked like it was injected with synthol}

fucking crazy. when the dr in the emergency room saw me he was a total ass and looking for an argument...all he kept saying was "Only people on steroids tear their biceps" he never told me how long it would take to heal. fucker walked out after five minutes and never came back..the nurse came back in and said 'Here's a sling, put it on and go see your dr in a week"...I was like "That's it"


online it say 3-6 weeks for recovery, dr never told me!

[wes]

Wow,that sucks man,best of luck with it.

I hope it heals up fast and is OK.

I hate doctors like that.....total fucking idiots.

[CalvinH]

Well, make me feel better and lets get a list of injuries

[Grape Ape]

Major stuff for me:

Torn diaprahgm (diastasis recti) (no idea how, maybe leg press)
2 x separated right shoulder (once from gym/once from softball collision)
Distal clavicle excision surgery on left shoulder for arthritis - last year (need same on right) (just overuse over time)
Fractured left patella (found out six months after - soccer)
One major torn hammy 4 years ago (softball)
Torn right ring finger tendon (football, this year)
Couple concussions

That's it I think.

[bigmc]

Well, make me feel better and lets get a list of injuries

will your bicep be deformed moving forward like dorians

[CalvinH]

will your bicep be deformed moving forward like dorians

I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone

[chaos]

I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone

At your advanced age and given your frailty,  surgery could be dangerous. 

[CalvinH]

At your advanced age and given your frailty,  surgery could be dangerous. 

 

[bigmc]

I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone

torn biceps tend to look shit after

mat sera is another good example

[Notsonicemom]

Get better soon

[njflex]

guy at my gym works construction and trains hard,pretty big kid .bent down to scrap an oven blew out his bicep rolled up like accordian,surgery right away and the brace is off after 3wks still cant lift for 2-3more months and will take longer to get 100 pct back,his one arm is pretty jacked still the other  :-\was shocked to see him smaller like a kids arm..delt/trap everything is smaller..

[nzmusclemonster]

Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)

[njflex]

Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)

mma injury's of peace..

[chaos]

Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)

Sheep fight back?

[nzmusclemonster]

Rugby 

[Nordic Beast]

So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 

damn clavin you been bullriding and fighting bears for the last year 

only injuries ive had were some torn cartilage and broken ribs on my right side, plus the usual shoulder and back pain

meningitis too huh---that sucks----not much they can do for viral huh---just let your body fight it off?

[Princess L]

I stubbed my toe on a rock on the beach on vacation.  Hurt like a mf'r and messed up my pedi.
 

[Princess L]

So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 

What the he!! are you doing? 
Are you not warming up properly?  $h!ty form?  What?


*edit
I see "over the years".  At first I was thinking it all happened this year.

[CalvinH]

meningitis too huh---that sucks----not much they can do for viral huh---just let your body fight it off?

Yup, body fights it off.....nice little hospital stay in a dark room with a morphine drip for the pain.

[RUDE BUOY]

i miss slippy 

[chaos]

 

[RUDE BUOY]

shut up 

[CalvinH]

Well it's surgery next Friday the 23rd...also gonna look at my labrum while I'm cut open cuz there might also be a tear.