Author Topic: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!  (Read 23622 times)

Slik

  • Competitors
  • Getbig IV
  • *****
  • Posts: 3593
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2014, 09:11:47 PM »
Totally agree on most of all of your points about breaking bad guy under utilized. Was real dumb how he shoulda got killed on the catwalk but they brought him back as a contrived way to get the son on the helicopter because they needed the dad who died anyway. The human parts coulda been way better. Way more dramatic to have that guy...I never watch breaking bad...die in the catwalk then the kid threaten watanabe for answers or wutever.

Stunt I too was soooo fired up about the locations too. I'm going back for 3d just to see SF w the monsters fighting.

This is by far the best godzilla movie ever made in terms of special effects and visual realism. I didn't give u fuck a out one character in the movie tho.

Even the death of the wife was weak. Not powerful at all.

But for being a godzilla n gamara fan this movie was awesome.

I mean c'mon. Remember the shit movie where godzilla is teaching his son to blow fire?!  Wut horseshit. N the son. Squealed like a donkey?

Also.  Speaking of the gargantuans anyone remember the Japanese giant Frankenstein?  His hand got cut off I think n his hand grew real big too? 

Slik

  • Competitors
  • Getbig IV
  • *****
  • Posts: 3593
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2014, 09:37:35 PM »
This just in...
Godzilla smashes box office record for biggest monster movie opening weekend ever!

92 Million.

Go Go Godzilla!

Obvious Gimmick

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6290
  • I'd hit it
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2014, 10:05:12 PM »
Good movie, glad I saw it. But part of what made those old Godzilla, gamera, rodan, ect movies so great was the camp factor. The bad voice dubbing, shitty graphics. This was a love story with great cgi and 1good fight.

G_Thang

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19757
  • The World South of the USA isnt for pussies!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2014, 10:13:34 PM »
Good movie, glad I saw it. But part of what made those old Godzilla, gamera, rodan, ect movies so great was the camp factor. The bad voice dubbing, shitty graphics. This was a love story with great cgi and 1good fight.

Actually, you're a bit wrong.  They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese.  Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy.  It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk.  We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment. 

MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.

G_Thang

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19757
  • The World South of the USA isnt for pussies!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2014, 10:17:12 PM »
Totally agree on most of all of your points about breaking bad guy under utilized. Was real dumb how he shoulda got killed on the catwalk but they brought him back as a contrived way to get the son on the helicopter because they needed the dad who died anyway. The human parts coulda been way better. Way more dramatic to have that guy...I never watch breaking bad...die in the catwalk then the kid threaten watanabe for answers or wutever.

Stunt I too was soooo fired up about the locations too. I'm going back for 3d just to see SF w the monsters fighting.

This is by far the best godzilla movie ever made in terms of special effects and visual realism. I didn't give u fuck a out one character in the movie tho.

Even the death of the wife was weak. Not powerful at all.

But for being a godzilla n gamara fan this movie was awesome.

I mean c'mon. Remember the shit movie where godzilla is teaching his son to blow fire?!  Wut horseshit. N the son. Squealed like a donkey?

Also.  Speaking of the gargantuans anyone remember the Japanese giant Frankenstein?  His hand got cut off I think n his hand grew real big too?  

Hahaha, I use to watch Sunday morning Creature Feature at my uncle's house after church when I was a kid.



 8)

Krankenstein

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12964
  • quit·ter : a person can't finish a task
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2014, 10:20:26 PM »
Actually, you're a bit wrong.  They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese.  Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy.  It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk.  We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment. 

MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.
correction :

x-men Days of future past > MOS

G_Thang

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19757
  • The World South of the USA isnt for pussies!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2014, 10:25:22 PM »
correction :

x-men Days of future past > MOS

I saw quicksilver running on the side of a wall in slow motion.  i got to see it to believe it.  dc animation makes better movies than the studios are making full budget flicks for Marvel.

they've only got young magnet (carried 1st class) and xavier correct to date.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3476
  • HAIL SATAN. I'm a bad ass...You're just an ass.
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2014, 08:48:42 AM »
you saw this all day in the movie , the same stupid reaction shot, 20x or more from her





 Dumbest c*nt ever.


 Hint: Phone on vibrate.
Gracie Rules

GRACIE JIU-JITSU

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3476
  • HAIL SATAN. I'm a bad ass...You're just an ass.
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2014, 09:16:39 AM »
Actually, you're a bit wrong.  They played into the standard dumb military, the asian expert who knows all about monsters but really knows nothing and some of the other old godzilla cheese.  Cranston should have lived and his son should have died in which Cranston should have been the one looking for the wife and the boy.  It was a nice job on a much smaller budget than that Spiderman Marvel junk.  We'll get better CGI and monsters on a bigger budget in the second installment.  

MOS > Godzilla > EVERYTHING MARVEL DOES EXCEPT FOR Pepper Potts.



 The military. I don't think they were making smart plans.

Starting off with transporting nuclear missiles via train... which then passes RIGHT next to a muto. A muto who can detect radiation from VERY far away. This was already established and the information was available to the military... yet they still did it. Why not just put the missiles on a plane and fly them around to San Francisco? Seems faster and safer. Even with the flying muto hanging around.

So we all know that the nuclear bomb won't work. But the twist is that it doesn't work MUCH sooner than expected? 'Cause the train is robbed by the muto and the military has a chance to change their mind about the whole thing... but they just say "the hell with it" and continue on with their moronic nuclear bomb plan. So it doesn't work TWICE instead of once. This is just bad writing.

Move on to the whole San Francisco bit. "There are still civilians on that bridge..."

Wait... haven't you known these creatures were converging on the West Coast for quite a long time now? You're telling me that you JUST now thought it a good idea to evacuate the city?

Wait...  why is no one on the bridge moving? Oh, traffic on the bridge has been reduced to a standstill... because there seems to be a ridiculous amount of road blocks and cop cars blocking all the lanes. Why would they... oh, just so the military can drive tanks onto the bridge to face towards Godzilla as he rises from the water. Huh, well... Godzilla doesn't seem to be doing much... oh, wait, they're all firing at him now. This is at the point where THEY ALL KNOW that the ONLY thing that can destroy any of the monsters is a nuclear explosion. So what's the point of driving a bunch of tanks onto the bridge, and endangering a bunch of people, that are all going to end up in the drink without a doubt? There isn't one.

I know what the military could have done. Position the tanks on nearby land, fire at the Godzilla, and draw its attention away from the bridge so the people could continue evacuating. Makes sense, don't it? Now I can make a sensible plan for what's happening in the movie, and the military has all the same information that I do, why shouldn't the military be sensible too? Tension? Does the military need to be incompetent to create tension? I don't think so. Why? Because there's already giant monsters destroying everything; which is creating tension. Am I right?

So then the military's final, big operation is to stop the nuclear bomb that was essentially only there because of the military's own actions.

How dumb? Really. How ridiculously unintelligent and pathetic. That literally the only thing the military does for the ENTIRE movie is realize shit too late, and then scramble to clean up after their own mess.

I know what the director could have done. Make the military hone up to their own helplessness. Let the admiral admit after the first nuke was stolen that anything more they do would only create more problems. So they then refer to the scientist and his prediction that Godzilla's existence is to create balance within the system. Because the mutos were parasites and enemies against Godzillas before? Or something? I can't quite remember the back-story on that. But at least then it's prepping the audience to root for Godzilla, instead of just throwing in the little news title at the end "Savior of us all?" Like, I know he killed the monsters; but he DID just destroy almost all of San Francisco and probably killed some people in the process. He still would be viewed as just a rampaging monster to everyone in the city. It's only the audience and the scientist who can really look at his actions as "heroic" or "good".


Speaking of Godzilla. They could have milked it.

Why not? I came to see Godzilla smash stuff and fight monsters... and Bryan Cranston deliver good acting. Not some stone-faced guy who internalizes everything, his mild wife, and his mild son. So as soon as Bryan Cranston died the movie only has Godzilla going for it. Yet the very first conflict with Godzilla and the muto is immediately cut away from so we could have a stupid gag: the mild kid waking up to see the monsters fighting on television.

Really? You're going to cut away from the first encounter between Godzilla and the muto so I can watch a kid acting sleepy. Really...?

Then the second (and last) encounter between Godzilla and the mutos is broken up by the military cleaning up their own mess. Just, whatever...
The pay-off would have been Godzilla breathing plasma into the mutos mouth. Except the build up to it was so badly written that this ONE moment of epicness was just a little tickle of joy after a long, boring disappointment.


 Btw: This Roar
 



Gracie Rules

GRACIE JIU-JITSU

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3476
  • HAIL SATAN. I'm a bad ass...You're just an ass.
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2014, 09:52:05 AM »
15 YEARS AGO

MUTO: What the…?! A whole bunch of miners just fell into my relatively shallow subterranean chamber of dormancy! Lady!! LADY!!! LAAAADDDYYYYYY WAKE UP!! Do you wanna kick it with me to Tokyo?

LADY MUTO: Uuuuuuuugh……….. I’m…. uummm… I need to wash my hair. I’ll meet you when we’re less, you know, pupal?

MUTO: Wurd. Imma go eat some radiation- laters!! *pchew!*

GODZILLA: (awakened, grumpy) YOU GUYS!! SHUT UP!!! SLEEPING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HERE!! (muttering to self) I’m not really clear on why I hate those guys so much but I really hate those guys!!!

PRESENT DAY

MUTO: *yaaawwwwwwn* OMG I can’t believe I slept for 15 years and meanwhile ate this whole nuclear power plant!! I better motor to find my lady.

Tries to leave, is trapped by steel cables

MUTO: What in the what is… aaahh!! Rude!!

Emits EMP blast, rendering humans useless

MUTO: LOL! Flies away

HUMANS: WTF WINGS?!!?!

HAWAII

MUTO: LADY!!! Laaaaaadddddyyyyyyy!!! Where you at? I totes stole a nuclear submarine!! Want half?

LADY MUTO: I’m in Nevada! OMG I ate a whole mountain of nuclear waste!!! Like literally. A MOUNTAIN.

MUTO: Well I was going to fly over to you but clearly you need to walk that shit off. Meet up in San Fran?

LADY MUTO: Sounds good!! I just have a few Cirque du Soleil shows to step on on my way!

GODZILLA: Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up!!! SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. ARE. SO. ANNOYING!!! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE OR I WILL TOTALLY ATOMIC BREATHE ON YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOU FOR…. REASONS!!

Starts swimming to Hawaii…. derp derp derp….

MUTO: Loo loo loo I’ll just put my submarine down in this jungle… hey! Jerk!! Stop shooting at me! That stings!

Emits EMP blast, planes fall from sky

MUTO: Can I even eat a plane? I don’t know how I’d digest it since I only eat radiation but ok *chomp chomp* LOL.

GODZILLA: *swims*

MUTO: Hey what’s going on at this luao? Can I hula with you?? Are you all having a nice vacation??

GODZILLA: *emerges from ocean* What did I say? WHAT. DID. I. SAY??

MUTO: Whatever atom-breath!! More like OUT OF BREATH, amirite?? Let’s brawl!!

GODZILLA: What?? No!! I just swam halfway across the damn Pacific ocean!! *PUNCH!*

MUTO: Ahhh! *WHACK!*

Fight ensues, humans are not pleased

MUTO: Hahahahaha you are too old and fat and I have wings. Laters!! *zing!*

GODZILLA: Balls!
Begrudgingly gets back in ocean
SAN FRANCISCO
HUMANS: Ok so all of these beasties eat radiation, right? So let’s lure them out into the ocean with this tasty super missile and then totally blow them up! Since they keep knocking out our power let’s just put this missile that will lure them once it’s in the ocean and obviously not before it gets to the ocean on this old timey steam train and wait patiently for it to arrive at the ocean.
LADY MUTO: Hey a delicious missile! *yoink!*
HUMANS: …….oh.
LADY MUTO: Oh snap! My belly is aglow with adorable tiny MUTO eggs! Do you want this missile, babies?? This yummy yummy missile?? Let’s build a nest in Chinatown and then I will buy you a mogwai.
MUTO: Lady!!! I am here in San Fransisco!
GODZILLA: Holy hell, that was a long swim. Lemme just grab on to this nice red bridge to help me get out of the water…
MUTO: Hey Oldzilla!! Need to take a nap?
GODZILLA: You are such a dick!
brawl ensues
LADY MUTO: Hey MUTO! I built a nest and need you to… OH HELL NO THIS GUY?!?
punch! smash! throw! punch!
LADY MUTO: (noticing tiny humans have blown up her nest) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
GODZILLA: Hey MUTO! *tail-slams MUTO dead into a skyscraper*
GODZILLA: That’s RIGHT. *chest thrust*
LADY MUTO: *blink blink!*
GODZILLA: I’m still unclear on my hate reasons so ATOMIC BREATH MURDER AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
LADY MUTO turns to stone and dies
GODZILLA: I need a nap now LIKE WHOA. *collapses in the middle of the city*
THE NEXT DAY
HUMANS: So…. is he a good monster…….? Also is he dead? How… do…. we… uuummm… that’s a big corpse….
GODZILLA: (wakes up, flips off humans) WHO’S FAT NOW, BITCHES!! *moonwalks into ocean, does dougie, swims away*
Gracie Rules

deceiver

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2666
  • onetimehard appreciation team
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2014, 10:56:52 AM »
CGI was great, dialogues were moronic, as always in this kind of movies. I was watching it in cinema with group of friends. After short fight scene between gojira and other creature (one with wings) scenery switched to dull "patriotic" scene in the plane were soldiers were getting ready to parachute into battlezone, girl sitting next to me yelled "WTF, I want previous scene back!". Pretty much sums up the movie.

They should release something like "Godzilla - American Bullshit Cut".

Nomad

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3457
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2014, 11:08:55 AM »
Very slow.

Actual godzilla battle time was like 10 minutes total on screen.

all drugs - TPPIIP

FermiDirac

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2351
  • That'll do pig, that'll do
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2014, 11:13:59 AM »
I think they missed the part about people watching Godzilla for awesome monster fights, not because of some lame homo character development.  :-\

Perhaps they'll learn this for the sequel, I hope to get some crazy GMK-like mega battle.

Tedim

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4144
  • "Ну GetBig, ну погоди"
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2014, 11:17:30 AM »
By reading reviews, looks like a red box rental.

The Ugly

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21287
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2014, 03:00:49 PM »
Did Gracie just post the entire screenplay?

GRACIE JIU-JITSU

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3476
  • HAIL SATAN. I'm a bad ass...You're just an ass.
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2014, 05:16:15 PM »
Did Gracie just post the entire screenplay?

  ;D
Gracie Rules

wolfrittner

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3406
Re: Godzilla?
« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2014, 08:05:10 PM »

Gregzs

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17372
  • Getbig!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2014, 08:36:59 PM »
http://guyism.com/entertainment/movies/early-movie-roles.html

8 early acting roles that major stars would probably rather forget

Jon Hamm recently revealed that he spent some time in the ‘90s working as a set dresser for Cinemax softcore porn movies, which he described as “soul-crushing.”

While we agree that working on soft core porn can’t be all that fulfilling, at least Jon was off camera.

We’ve rounded up a list of famous actor’s who’s most ‘soul-crushing’ work appeared on screen for all the world to see. These are early gigs for some of Hollywood’s elite that we’re betting they’re more embarrassed about.

Here’s a young(ish) Bryan Cranston on a fake talk show pretending to be a man that cheated on his wife with another man. His excuse is that he travels a lot for his job. Everyone seems more mad at him for being bisexual than for cheating on his wife. There’s a lot of weird in this clip.


Nails

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36504
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsi5VTzJpPw
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2014, 08:52:47 PM »
LOL WTF! 80's shit  ;D



http://guyism.com/entertainment/movies/early-movie-roles.html

8 early acting roles that major stars would probably rather forget

Jon Hamm recently revealed that he spent some time in the ‘90s working as a set dresser for Cinemax softcore porn movies, which he described as “soul-crushing.”

While we agree that working on soft core porn can’t be all that fulfilling, at least Jon was off camera.

We’ve rounded up a list of famous actor’s who’s most ‘soul-crushing’ work appeared on screen for all the world to see. These are early gigs for some of Hollywood’s elite that we’re betting they’re more embarrassed about.

Here’s a young(ish) Bryan Cranston on a fake talk show pretending to be a man that cheated on his wife with another man. His excuse is that he travels a lot for his job. Everyone seems more mad at him for being bisexual than for cheating on his wife. There’s a lot of weird in this clip.



Lunarr

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 72
  • Getbig!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2014, 12:25:06 AM »
Found it boring. Liked a few minutes of the monster mash, though. Reading comments on Getbig=more fun.

Gregzs

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17372
  • Getbig!
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2014, 08:07:45 PM »
I liked it. I grew up watching the ones aired on Saturday afternoons dubbed in English.

That bus driver knew when to leave...

Nails

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36504
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsi5VTzJpPw
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #71 on: May 22, 2014, 09:00:54 AM »

FermiDirac

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2351
  • That'll do pig, that'll do
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #72 on: May 22, 2014, 09:16:59 AM »


Branch "Quadrasaurus" Warren ;D

Who the hell even calls him that? I was like "wtf" when they mentioned that nickname in generation iron. Must be a schmoe thing.

Fortress

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20748
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #73 on: May 22, 2014, 03:02:05 PM »
Loved it. Huge monsters making tonnes of beastly sounds and wrecking human-built crap.

Bring me more.

Lustral

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • FREE NOODLES
Re: Godzilla 2014 - Reviews? Great CGI!
« Reply #74 on: May 22, 2014, 03:04:48 PM »
Wait until some of you discover PC gaming, if you think that was a great, "interactive" experience.

You thinking Ragnaros and Lich King 25 heroic?  ;D