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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2014, 08:44:59 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:44:12 AM

Your penis does not sway from side to side because:

- it is buried in fat
- you don't go over 4 mph

You cannot understand this because

- you are a retard
- you still wear diapers
Lol!!! Calm down Bolt.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2014, 08:50:40 AM »
Quote from: TEH boob on May 19, 2014, 08:43:45 AM
Also just wear compression shorts under loose shorts

I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.

For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?

Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.

Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2014, 08:52:09 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:50:40 AM
I do - but I still feel the need to do a swing test before I got out.

For no other reason than I think it's impolite to sway in a crowd. Who knows if the last wash was the final straw elasticity-wise?

Plus sometimes new undergarments don't fulfill the promise of dong-restraint that the photo on the box made.

Also - I run through a mostly Muslim community (no stray dogs) and whilst I can't hide the fact that I'm obviously a raving infidel - the locals still smile and wave - and I think a bouncing phallus might break that chemistry.
Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2014, 09:33:26 AM »
Shizzo has been doing lately.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2014, 09:37:56 AM »
I use Under Armour underwear for exercising. They hold everything in place and don't get sweaty in the crotch. 
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2014, 09:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on May 19, 2014, 08:52:09 AM
Sorry that I tried to give you honest advice, in a troll thread. I see that now.

Honest advice on running attire for penis support from an overweight alcoholic?

If you went for a run, you'd need life support, not crotch support.

Next you'll be giving women advice on tampon selection.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2014, 10:19:23 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:31:44 AM
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.

SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!  :o
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2014, 10:52:11 AM »
Shorts with a built in liner work for me
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2014, 12:17:22 PM »
When I run I simply strap my slab to my inner thigh with a belt I fasten around my knee.  Keeps everything snug and secure while I run.

J/K, J/K LOL!!  I never run.
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2014, 12:53:58 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 19, 2014, 08:31:44 AM
Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone.  As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.

The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion that hangs out of the body, shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis shorter.

That post alone will start a mass starvation diet on getbig.....
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2014, 12:55:29 PM »
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2014, 01:57:53 PM »
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2014, 01:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on May 19, 2014, 01:57:53 PM
hahahahahaha


kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2014, 02:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Nails on May 19, 2014, 01:58:32 PM

kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose


lolololololololol
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2014, 06:32:35 PM »


fuck undies
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
Quote from: Nails on May 19, 2014, 01:58:32 PM

kind of looks like Uncle Juniors nose

Or Elmo
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2014, 07:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Nails on May 19, 2014, 12:55:29 PM


I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he didn't do the "jump test" in front of a mirror before he left the house.
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Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2014, 03:34:00 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Schlong in shorts
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2014, 03:45:52 AM »
Quote from: Nails on May 19, 2014, 12:55:29 PM


Great tits on the slut in yellow.
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Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2014, 04:06:34 AM »
If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.
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Re: Schlong in shorts - how to control it when training
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2014, 04:19:48 AM »
Quote from: Archer77 on May 20, 2014, 04:06:34 AM
If you are afraid of your large schlong creating an unsightly bulge may I suggest you cut your water intake 24 hours before you wear the shorts.

It's 100 degrees here and 46% humidity - probably not the best idea that...
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