Nick the twig stick is a weirdo.
From the old bag who let's people crap on her. To think, I apologized for bringing that up before. Live and learn.
Bitter much??? Some advice.... Live somewhere warm as you can't afford to have shrinkage.
No one ever took a steaming crap on me... Not too much to be bitter about. This advice about the cold though. I'd love to live someplace warm. I mean if the cold could cause shrinkage, there is no way dehydration could right?
No one has ever taken a crap on me. Or a piss for that matter. Dehydration would cause shrinkage but either way it makes no impact on me. Have you tried using various positions for the woman? If she lays on her stomach with legs closed you can appear larger.
Not doggy style?
Yes that too. My other advice would be to get good at giving oral and meet the woman's needs emotionally and build a strong close bond. Because if you are fulfilling a women's needs in all aspects of the relationship then being on the small size won't matter as much.
Subtle but vicious.
I am being totally honest and not vicious at all. Not all women are size queens. Women are different sizes as well. The advice I gave is for any man who wants to listen.
Women say that but a big dick always helps as does a tight pussy.
Bigger is not better.
What's that saying women have..... "A large penis is like a theme park, sure, you might want to go there for an entire day, but you certainly wouldn't want to live there"."1"
Leave it to a dingy broad to come in and try and make things all serious and fucking ruin a thread.
Okay make us all laugh then. Post your cock pic
