I'm so fing hungry and sick of water

Other then that things are going good. I got up this morning and did 55 minutes of cardio...the most this year. It wasn't too bad but I hate doing circuits...they seem like such a waste of time.
As far as carbs/I am doing 50 today, 30 tomorrow and 0 on wednesday...until after I lift and then I will start loading. Wednesday after lifting I will have roughly 100 carbs (a banana and some raisons and probably a white potato), same in the morning/afternoon and then I will switch to complex carbs the rest of Thursday and Friday. It seemed to work well though I have never felt that shrinking feeling that people talk about when they carb up. Maybe the taraxatone will help. Most likely I will just take the taraxatone Firday afternoon/evening and maybe Saturday morning but if any of you have other suggestions let me know as I have never really used it.
I think my water went well last week but I am using the taraxatone to hopefully get just a hair tighter. I have been water loading since Thursday (2 gallons) which I am tired of and I go to 1 gallon on Thursday and 1/2 Gallon Friday stopping all drinking at roughly 5ish though maybe a little later.
Ok, well I am still hungry...oh and Blck I may stop by tomorrow to get that, could you please bring it with you??? Thanks.