Get Bigs "Elite" hits the whorehouse: Bank Holiday Monday Special.

[pedro01]

Recap.

Friendless retard sneaks out of attic. Takes drugs, alcohol and viagra to ensure he can get it up & last more than 2 minutes in the sack. Has sex with prostitute whilst thinking of a bunch of random men in thongs on the internet. Takes pic which clearly shows his penis is 4 inches long. Pats self on back. Returns to attic.

[Uncle Junior]

In all fairness to junior when you are on steroids you are suppose to have a lot of sex, I remember the first time I took test I was like an animal fucking everyday non stop.

I love you (pure homo) I am glad your back.

You are getting the videos.

PS: Fuck Foozle.

Mwah
x0x0x

[wes]

I'm sure Wes wasn't a fat deluded shit with a massive nose who had to pay for sex.

Nope,and I`m still not! 

[Uncle Junior]

Recap.

Friendless retard sneaks out of attic. Takes drugs, alcohol and viagra to ensure he can get it up & last more than 2 minutes in the sack. Has sex with prostitute whilst thinking of a bunch of random men in thongs on the internet. Takes pic which clearly shows his penis is 4 inches long. Pats self on back. Returns to attic.

Don't you have to go fuck your wife, take your kids to school or fix a broken tv or something 

[Kwon_2]

What about that Petra-character?

[Lustral]

Nope,and I`m still not! 

I need shockwave here to help me spread truth. Joon prob thinks I'm a hater, Phil Heath style, I'm not. I just see the car spinning off the road, he thinks it's going straight ahead.

[Uncle Junior]

What about that Petra-character?

I thought we agreed Susannah had the nice ass.

You want me to fuck Petra next Monday I will.

Or fuck it maybe I will go see Jenny tomorrow.

[Lustral]

I thought we agreed Susannah had the nice ass.

You want me to fuck Petra next Monday I will.

Or fuck it maybe I will go see Jenny tomorrow.

Can you not see she is rotten to be paying money for?

[Waller]

Can you not see she is rotten to be paying money for?

This. If you're going to pay for something, you'd want it to at least look good, surely?

[Lustral]

Serious question: Are you gay?

No but I could pick up a slut like that in club down the road any Friday/Saturday night free. I have a girlfriend who has class (doesn't suck dick for money) and looks good. I went on a drought of women when I was 19. I was fat. I lost weight and haven;t gone a week without sex since I was 20.

[dr.chimps]

Does this idiot ever shut the fark up?

[pedro01]

Don't you have to go fuck your wife, take your kids to school or fix a broken tv or something 

Bizarrely - the wife is taking our youngest to school as we speak.

TV couldn't be fixed - had to get a new one.

I'm contemplating breakfast right now, probably go to Gastro in Sukhumvit 16 (http://bk.asia-city.com/restaurants/bangkok-restaurant-reviews/gastro-16-rma-institute), then I have to go to BMW on Charansantiwong and ask them why their piece of shit cars keep fucking up.

Then 2pm and 3pm going to look @ new office locations in areas that are unlikely to get hit by protests in the future.  Then gym @ 4pm and after a quick shower, dinner with friends (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friends?s=t) and then finally, I may well fuck the wife.

Of course, all of the above will require interacting with lots of other humans. Fortunately, this won't give me a nervous breakdown, require drugs or alcohol to get through or send me back to an attic to recover.

BTW - did they not have any pretty women in the whorehouse?

[Foozle]

In all fairness to junior when you are on steroids you are suppose to have a lot of sex, I remember the first time I took test I was like an animal fucking everyday non stop.

I'll bet your anus looked like the end of a whoopi cushion after that streak, gaybo.

Go quit the board again, you sphincter slurping assgoblin.  I'll bet you woofed so much goo that if they tested the DNA in your throat the answer would be an area code.

Pussyfag.

[Uncle Junior]

No but I could pick up a slut like that in club down the road any Friday/Saturday night free. I have a girlfriend who has class (doesn't suck dick for money) and looks good. I went on a drought of women when I was 19. I was fat. I lost weight and haven;t gone a week without sex since I was 20.

Yeah I got girlfriend too I fuck her after I fuck my bitches, you got left behind.

Does she suck cock like this?

[Lustral]

Bizarrely - the wife is taking our youngest to school as we speak.

TV couldn't be fixed - had to get a new one.

I'm contemplating breakfast right now, probably go to Gastro in Sukhumvit 16 (http://bk.asia-city.com/restaurants/bangkok-restaurant-reviews/gastro-16-rma-institute), then I have to go to BMW on Charansantiwong and ask them why their piece of shit cars keep fucking up.

Then 2pm and 3pm going to look @ new office locations in areas that are unlikely to get hit by protests in the future.  Then gym @ 4pm and after a quick shower, dinner with friends (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friends?s=t) and then finally, I may well fuck the wife.

Of course, all of the above will require interacting with lots of other humans. Fortunately, this won't give me a nervous breakdown, require drugs or alcohol to get through or send me back to an attic to recover.

BTW - did they not have any pretty women in the whorehouse?

But that's real life  

[pedro01]

Yeah I got girlfriend too I fuck her after I fuck my bitches, you got left behind.

Does she suck cock like this?

What came first? The small penis or the mental illness?

[Lustral]

Yeah I got girlfriend too I fuck her after I fuck my bitches, you got left behind.

Does she suck cock like this?

Yes, better, but my gf is good looking, I don;t pay her and she'd stab me if I posted videos of her sucking my dick. You know, like a real lady.

[Nordic Beast]

I think the important issue here is whether I got a shout out or not from said whore??


speak on this Joon

[Uncle Junior]

Bizarrely - the wife is taking our youngest to school as we speak.

TV couldn't be fixed - had to get a new one.

I'm contemplating breakfast right now, probably go to Gastro in Sukhumvit 16 (http://bk.asia-city.com/restaurants/bangkok-restaurant-reviews/gastro-16-rma-institute), then I have to go to BMW on Charansantiwong and ask them why their piece of shit cars keep fucking up.

Then 2pm and 3pm going to look @ new office locations in areas that are unlikely to get hit by protests in the future.  Then gym @ 4pm and after a quick shower, dinner with friends (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friends?s=t) and then finally, I may well fuck the wife.

Of course, all of the above will require interacting with lots of other humans. Fortunately, this won't give me a nervous breakdown, require drugs or alcohol to get through or send me back to an attic to recover.

BTW - did they not have any pretty women in the whorehouse?

Different day different whore.

Whores are like a box of chocolate you never know what you gonna get.

Glad you having a good day but I couldn't live like you.



 

[Lustral]

What came first? The small penis or the mental illness?

LOL just noticed her hand covers all of the shaft. What a fagget.

[Uncle Junior]

Yes, better, but my gf is good looking, I don;t pay her and she'd stab me if I posted videos of her sucking my dick. You know, like a real lady.

Pics or it didn't happen. 

[pedro01]

But that's real life  

Get's in the way, doesn't it?

If I could go back and do it all again, I'd be born to rich parents, have a nervous breakdown when my girlfriend left me and end up living a fantasy world in my parents attic when I got out of the nuthouse.

[Lustral]

I think the important issue here is whether I got a shout out or not from said whore??


speak on this Joon

You really want a guy calling your name while he fucks someone?

[chaos]

Does this idiot ever shut the fark up?

The AIDS can't come quick enough.

[Uncle Junior]

I think the important issue here is whether I got a shout out or not from said whore??


speak on this Joon

This week brah, I promise.

Your next in line, first on the waiting list.