Get Bigs "Elite" hits the whorehouse: Bank Holiday Monday Special.

[SuperTed]

Good stuff Joon.

[bloated]

So I wake up this morning, go to my bathroom and spark up a Marlborough light on an empty stomach, weigh myself (still 203lb  ) and throw a few guest poses while taking selfies on my phone.

I log on to Getbig and Bigmc is pm'ing me his drivel as usual so I think to myself lets troll him a bit.

I send him an old pic of me natty weighing 180lb and ask him "what you think about my progress bro"

He says "You look like shit, you need to go on keto and lose 30lbs, are you sure your gear is not bunk" ....

It's Bank Holiday Monday so I say fuck the gym, drink a can of coke and have a Wotsit for breakfast, get shower, do my hair and I go get some cash from the cash point.

I go to Sainsbury's get two bottles of wine as usual, packet of Marlboro lights, pop 75mg Proviron and 100mg tab of Kamagra and I am ready to hit the whorehouse to meet the lovely Suzanah. (I posted her pics here last night)

I get Suzanah to wear my yellow Golds Gym top that the other hoe wore the other day (getting a bit smelly now) and proceed to fuck Suzannahs brains out for 3 hours straight while filming it and giving shout outs to Skorp, Bigmc and Booty.  

This is the 4th day in a row now i've gone to the whorehouse. my personal record and best ever was 72 so long way to go.

I then get Chinese on the way back home while listening to 50 cent on the radio, log on to Getbig and post like a boss.

This is how the real Elite Get Biggers roll.

How was your bank holiday Monday cos I am living the dream.

Mwah
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PS...Obviously only the real fans get to see my videos in "action" or maybe I will post them in the adult section.


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straight ballin , love it...

[bigmc]

seems like it isnt only the prostitutes that are sucking joons cock

the beta ass kissing in this thread nearly made me throw up

same type of guys that watch jersey shore and wish they were the situation

[Rascal full]

[SuperTed]

seems like it isnt only the prostitutes that are sucking joons cock

the beta ass kissing in this thread nearly made me throw up

same type of guys that watch jersey shore and wish they were the situation

He's entertaining.
And he's also a fellow Gunner so I have to show my support.

[Nordic Beast]

My boy Joon owning sluts, owning minds  


a lot of "Rodger Elliot" beta bottom boys melting down in this thread

[Rascal full]

My boy Joon owning sluts, owning minds  


a lot of "Rodger Elliot" beta bottom boys melting down in this thread

That Rodger Elliot twerp has become the by word for 'ultimate loser'...

[bigmc]

He's entertaining.
And he's also a fellow Gunner so I have to show my support.

he is entertaining the same way a car crash is entertaining

[ProudVirgin69]

he is entertaining the same way a car crash is entertaining

Either way you can't look away

[bigmc]

Either way you can't look away

he threw halo under the bus

too much competition

guy is a classless piece of shit

if people knew the truth about him they wouldnt be cheerleading him on here

[Uncle Junior]

he threw halo under the bus

too much competition

guy is a classless piece of shit

if people knew the truth about him they wouldnt be cheerleading him on here

Come now I was/am halo's biggest fan, not my fault he tried to confuse me with his vocabulary of piss peace.

Anyway he said to me he doesn't wanna come back till he has 18 inch arms.

[Uncle Junior]

He's entertaining.
And he's also a fellow Gunner so I have to show my support.

 

Gooners gonna goon.

[bigmc]

Come now I was/am halo's biggest fan, not my fault he tried to confuse me with his vocabulary of piss peace.

Anyway he said to me he doesn't wanna come back till he has 18 inch arms.

he sent you private emails that you posted on here to get him in the shit

and you did the one thing i told you not to do mr troll on the phone

wanker

[Uncle Junior]

he sent you private emails that you posted on here to get him in the shit

and you did the one thing i told you not to do mr troll on the phone

wanker

I posted screen shots of emails where he asked me to post things for him, get your facts straight grumpy.

[bigmc]

I posted screen shots of emails where he asked me to post things for him, get your facts straight grumpy.

im going to throw you under the bus bro

its only right

thing is my bus isnt a nancy girlie bus like yours

mine is the prison bus if you catch my drift 

[Uncle Junior]

im going to throw you under the bus bro

its only right

thing is my bus isnt a nancy girlie bus like yours

mine is the prison bus if you catch my drift 

 

[The Wizard of Truth]

Entertaining guy , works people up all over the place and it's just water off a ducks back 

How are you , you Big Bastard ? still Bodybuilding ? Hows Uncle Des ?

Powerlifting now, won national title, Des lost 10stone haha, hes 20stone now

[pedro01]

im going to throw you under the bus bro

its only right

thing is my bus isnt a nancy girlie bus like yours

mine is the prison bus if you catch my drift  

Offers must be coming in thick and fast....

- Offers from others to help you throw him under the bus
- Offers of cash from Joon to not throw you under the bus

I'm offering to drive the bus.

[Whiskey]

Powerlifting now, won national title, Des lost 10stone haha, hes 20stone now

Nice!

What was your total?

[bigmc]

Offers must be coming in thick and fast....

- Offers from others to help you throw him under the bus
- Offers of cash from Joon to not throw you under the bus

I'm offering to drive the bus.

i get about 20 pms a day asking me to off junior

he is quite the dividing character

[pedro01]

i get about 20 pms a day asking me to off junior

he is quite the dividing character

"off junior" sounds a tad extreme.

"out junior" on the other hand... that would be interesting just to find out his criminal record and how much time in the nuthouse

[Uncle Junior]

"off junior" sounds a tad extreme.

"out junior" on the other hand... that would be interesting just to find out his criminal record and how much time in the nuthouse

I preferred "off". 

[bigmc]

"off junior" sounds a tad extreme.

"out junior" on the other hand... that would be interesting just to find out his criminal record and how much time in the nuthouse

he has a history of stalking of course

he is unemployed of course

he is paid a monthly incomee from his rich parents

to live in the attic of their london home

he is of course an alcoholic

and diagnosed manic depressive

if you notice from his videos he is also impotent

great get bigger none the less

[Uncle Junior]

he has a history of stalking of course

he is unemployed of course

he is paid a monthly incomee from his rich parents

to live in the attic of their london home

he is of course an alcoholic

and diagnosed manic depressive

if you notice from his videos he is also impotent

great get bigger none the less

What are you doing looking at my cock you pervert, I didn't send you any videos.

You just outed yourself.

Bigmc from the school of if you repeat enough lies and slander over and over again eventually people will believe it.

Didn't the Nazi's try to conquer the world with similar ideology?

You underestimate the intelligence of Getbiggers on here.

The force is strong.

Mwah
x0x0x

[bigmc]

What are you doing looking at my cock you pervert, I didn't send you any videos.

You just outed yourself.

Bigmc from the school of if you repeat enough lies and slander over and over again eventually people will believe it.

Didn't the Nazi's try to conquer the world with similar ideology?

You underestimate the intelligence of Getbiggers on here.

The force is strong.

Mwah
x0x0x

keep running your mouth you gonk nosed cu nt

not got quite the same when you openly shit your panties about meeting simon