f you fuckers need any coin it's $5 for $8 each week... (miss a week and the juice is 50% if you don't make the interest.. don't have $3, next week it's $12, etc..) 10 for $15, $20 for $30, $30 for $50.
need some food? I give you 1 box of little debbies, you give me a box back next week plus $.50
need some ramen? I give you 3 you give me 5 back next week.. 5 for 8, 8 for 12, 10 for 15, 20 for 30, etc...
need a bag of instant coffee? I give you one, you give me one back next week plus $1.
if your debt to me reaches $100, I give you the option to have somebody on the street wire my bank account the money, or at least 80%, pay me $20/wk for 2 months or I sell your debt to somebody who's not as understanding as I am (read: somebody who will put padlocks in socks and beat you in the shower unless you pay them the entire debt in a week or two).
need a tv? you can rent one from me for $20 a month.
need an alarm clock? you can rent one from me for $2 a week or a bag of coffee a week.
need some jalapeno peppers or bell peppers or tomatoes? I got them for $2 a piece.
need ciggerettes? I have 'tailors' (actual, real ciggerettes out of a pack) for $8 a piece, or rolled ones for $2 each.
need chew? I have $60 cans, $5 1 dip packs, and $10 3 dip packs. usually grizzly long cut.
