Most dangerous place you've ever been...

[booty]

I was working at the gym by myself on a Friday night. There were regular members in there but I had also had an unknown guy pay as a casual one off session. I was shutting a roller door and casually making conversation with one of the male members. I notice this unknown guy is watching me and I get a bad feeling. Anyway it comes time to close and lock up the gym. I take 20 mins to go through my normal close up routine. I get outside the gym and I hear music playing. I look up and see that guy sitting in the parking lot in his car just watching me. I almost have a heart attack. I lock the door as fast as I can and then run for my car and get in and lock the doors and then drive away.

[Roger Bacon]

I was on a train going into Melbourne's city and I got off at the wrong stop. I was suppose to get off at Melbourne Central which led to all these speciatly shops. I get off and it's the wrong stop and there is nobody around except for two guys. One of them looks at my handbag and then gives this look to the other guy..  Like their eyes are talking. My gut instinct tells me they are going to rob me and so I start running for the escalator as fast as I can yelling "hi Dad" waving my hand. I pretended that my dad was at the top of the escalator. I never looked behind me.

Did they arrest the black man???

[Roger Bacon]

This is a good thread (no homo). Primemuscle, Booty, and Vince delivering.

[Primemuscle]

Your mother had street smarts too prime. I am glad she got away unharmed.

My mom was no one to mess with. She'd fight to the death if need be. She was much more alpha than, well, a lot of the men on Getbig.

[booty]

Did they arrest the black man???

the only idiots who have tried anything suss have been white.

[booty]

My mom was no one to mess with. She'd fight to the death if need be. She was much more alpha than, well, a lot of the men on Getbig.

I think I would like her. RIP

[Tapeworm]

This is a good thread (no homo). Primemuscle, Booty, and Vince delivering.

When I was a teenage boy a barber with a lisp tickled my neck and ears with the clippers unnecessarily. 

[Primemuscle]

I think I would like her. RIP

I think you would have liked her. My friends all thought she was cool. She was more of a buddy than a warm fuzzy mom type to me. She liked to say she was my big sister.

One time she invited a bunch of my friends to join us on a beach trip to Santa Monica. My mom always wore "two piece" swimsuits, a precursor to bikinis. Like you, before your breast augmentation, my mom was pretty flat chested. She would insert "falsies" into her top so she'd have those pointy 50's boobs. Anyway, she was out getting wet to cool off from tanning and her top came off. The rubber falsies started to float away. I heard her calling to my friends who were out in the surf too, to grab them. I was mortified. My friends thought is was great....bunch of horny teenage boys. Yes, my mom was something else. I miss her a lot.

[Roger Bacon]

When I was a teenage boy a barber with a lisp tickled my neck and ears with the clippers unnecessarily.  

Been there... I have emotional issues to this day because of it.  

[Primemuscle]

Been there... I have emotional issues to this day because of it.  

I used to love getting a haircut with that head massage. I think this is one of the things I missed most when I went bald in my early 20's. I tried giving myself a head massage after buzz cutting my own hair, but it just ain't the same.

[Roger Bacon]

I used to love getting a haircut with that head massage. I think this is one of the things I missed most when I went bald in my early 20's. I tried giving myself a head massage after buzz cutting my own hair, but it just ain't the same.

Oh yeah! I like to have it washed too, but only if a fat trashy girl is working.  

[Primemuscle]

Oh yeah! I like to have it washed too, but only if a fat trashy girl is working.  

Maybe that's where I got off track. Back in the day when I had hair to cut and therefore a reason for a head massage, all the barbers were middle aged men.  (no homo btw).

[Roger Bacon]

all the barbers were middle aged men.  (no homo btw).

I wish I had lived in the good old days. 

[booty]

I think you would have liked her. My friends all thought she was cool. She was more of a buddy than a warm fuzzy mom type to me. She liked to say she was my big sister.

One time she invited a bunch of my friends to join us on a beach trip to Santa Monica. My mom always wore "two piece" swimsuits, a precursor to bikinis. Like you, before your breast augmentation, my mom was pretty flat chested. She would insert "falsies" into her top so she'd have those pointy 50's boobs. Anyway, she was out getting wet to cool off from tanning and her top came off. The rubber falsies started to float away. I heard her calling to my friends who were out in the surf too, to grab them. I was mortified. My friends thought is was great....bunch of horny teenage boys. Yes, my mom was something else. I miss her a lot.

Sounds similar to me. I would wear these inserts in my gym crop top when I had lost all my fatty breast tissue. One day I was doing one arm DB rowes and they kept moving. So I reached down into my top and threw them on the floor and proceeded to do a set of rowes.

[Primemuscle]

Sounds similar to me. I would wear these inserts in my gym crop top when I had lost all my fatty breast tissue. One day I was doing one arm DB rowes and they kept moving. So I reached down into my top and threw them on the floor and proceeded to do a set of rowes.

Okay, now you rock in my book.

[Competitor 9]

Riding in a cab in panama city to a local whore house. The driver decided to take us sight seeing and we went through a few "ghettos" where there where literally guys walking around with AK47's like it was nothing....


The other was when I was in Karachi Pakistan getting escorted to a joint military exercise.. we had convo like we where the fucking president.. The police officer next to me said that they can only control 50 ft off the highway on either side.. If you go past that your on your own.. that's how fucking dangerous that place was

[Bertha Butt]

During a hike in Sweden I made an involuntary dive into a swamp and could not get out. Luckily Phreak grabbed my backpack and pulled me out.

During a visit to a Slovakian mine the person before me got stuck in a narrow tunnel, so I couldn't get out either. That's where I found out I have claustrophobia...

When visiting a local library I got harassed by a group of 12-14 boys. Had to fight my way out, since nobody would help (or even notice something was wrong).

A former boyfriend placed a knife on my throat, for his pleasure. Got out of that house as soon as I could. This was one of the few boys my parents approved of, not knowing he had these abusive tendencies. (I also did not know until then)

During a one night stand I accidentally grabbed the guys gun instead of his manhood. He assured me he only used it on cats...   (I'm an inch away from being a crazy cat lady)

Less dangerous, but still scary: during a visit in Turkey my passport got stolen, so I had to go to the police station. When I got out of the cab, at least 4 policemen were pointing their riffles at me. I don't speak a word Turkish, they don't speak anything else but Turkish. Luckily the cabdriver told them who I was and why I was there. Another very friendly police officer (with a huge black mustache) took me inside for loads of tea and biscuits, while we waited for a translator.

[booty]

I got grabbed once when I was brisk walking on a track. A young guy on his bicycle called me sexy and I just rolled my eyes and kept walking. I did another lap and then out of the blue I feel a hand go up my shorts from behind. I screamed but he was too fast... He rode off. I always wear long pants now. And if I see anyone on a bike I am weary.

[denarii]

I studied Arabic and Persian at Uni. In summer of '98 I went to a language course in Iran. After me and a Swiss guy who had converted (I'm not religious) went traveling. We were in Tehran on the Friday and they have a massive prayer session in the Uni and the former president Rafsanjani used to rant on about whatever afterwards. I had gone in to watch from the side but decided I would walk outside and look in the book shop windows - all the shops were closed. After a few minutes a guy in a suit comes along and tells me to come with him and flashed basically a detectives badge. They were secret police. Took me to a side room and asked me what I was doing there, doing in Iran. I was worried they would make up some spy allegations. I think they checked my story out with the college I had been to and visa and let me go.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I got grabbed once when I was brisk walking on a track. A young guy on his bicycle called me sexy and I just rolled my eyes and kept walking. I did another lap and then out of the blue I feel a hand go up my shorts from behind. I screamed but he was too fast... He rode off. I always wear long pants now. And if I see anyone on a bike I am weary.

That was me. This is my signature move when I'm cycling around tracks. It's a little game i play,  called "Goosing the Sluts."

[calfzilla]

MLK blvd, Any City USA

[booty]

That was me. This is my signature move when I'm cycling around tracks. It's a little game i play,  called "Goosing the Sluts."

I would like you to try it again cause I have a little move added in. You see if it ever happens again I am going to put my leg out in front of the wheel and when he falls off the bike I am going to throw him into the pond where a crocodile lives. The big splash should get the crocs attention

[pedro01]

Manila for me - some taxi took me into some slum to "pick a girl" - not that I knew that was where we were going - I'd asked to go to Roxas Blvd to check out the bars there & he decided to take me round the alleys.

[calfzilla]

Internet, grocery store parking lot, walmart, restaurant, beach, and dry cleaners.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Tijuana, taking a cab one block to watch a live sex show.