Author Topic: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle  (Read 5801 times)

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2014, 03:50:39 AM »
you're not equipped for this, tree-hugger. business is not something you're versed in, just tap out.

I've owned businesses, managed businesses, and invested in businesses. Clippers ain't a public company, I assume sterling owns a controlling share, if not 100%. you can't force a man to sell his business. if he were CEO, the board of directors could vote on terminating him, but he's not elected (hired). it's like forcing Sergey and the other guy to sell Google.com..... you can't do it. Sure, you can fire Eric Schmidt (although I believe he's stepped down already... beside the point), but you can't force Sergey and other guy (the owners) to sell.... the same way you can't force zuckerberg to sell his interest in Facebook..... the same way Annaly Capital can't force me to sell my shares because of something other shareholders see me posting on Getbig. that's not how it works kid.

If ESFitness tried saying that to me, he would need a fucking harp to sew him back together

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2014, 03:56:23 AM »
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

Hindenburg Maleo Jr. was his real name if I recall...

The infamous OMR thread is what took me from long term lurker into posting here. Fucking pure gold. People forget how bad that owning was... Chasing him to other boards etc.

Good times.
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2014, 04:51:58 AM »
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown
greatest bullshitter ever. He broke a german sheperds spine one time. Someone should start a thead with the funniest smm quotes ever.


i was kind lof sad when he ran away from getbig cause he always gave me a big laugh

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2014, 04:55:08 AM »
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear
:D

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2014, 04:58:26 AM »
Hindenburg Maleo Jr. was his real name if I recall...

The infamous OMR thread is what took me from long term lurker into posting here. Fucking pure gold. People forget how bad that owning was... Chasing him to other boards etc.

Good times.

The day you graced us with your small penis is unforgettable.
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2014, 05:40:50 AM »
The day you graced us with your small penis is unforgettable.

You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2014, 06:05:38 AM »
You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D

Nick, you do realise that posting shitty posts is optional right?

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2014, 06:08:31 AM »
If ESFitness tried saying that to me, he would need a fucking harp to sew him back together

Great quote none the less.  :D

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2014, 06:27:31 AM »
Nick, you do realise that posting shitty posts is optional right?

Who are you again?

Welcome back you fucker.. Any better?
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2014, 06:32:19 AM »
Who are you again?

Welcome back you fucker.. Any better?

Lower your tone 'Thin dick'

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2014, 06:35:35 AM »
Lower your tone 'Thin dick'

...in a much deeper voice...

Who are you again?  ::)
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2014, 06:55:17 AM »
You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D

Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2014, 07:01:46 AM »
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
Hahahaha!

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2014, 07:02:56 AM »
I think Nick has a normal size penis






For the lego movie

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2014, 07:57:00 AM »
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
hahaha fuck bigmc was right you are this yeard gal  :D

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2014, 08:46:01 AM »
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.


/sigh  .... grumbles ... Fucking Che ... I hope your wife gets fat....
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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2014, 11:00:57 AM »
If ESFitness  would have been in Jaws, the movie would have been a 10 min. Documentary about Sushi.

first time you'd ever see a shark drowned.

Jaws 2 would be me choking a whale... and eating it with a bowl of sushi rice.

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2014, 11:03:43 AM »
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear

nice try. I realize you're a gimmick.

nevertheless, I don't talk about the stories and things I've done in the past to people in real life.. not even my gf or ppl who know what I've been through (which is a very small number of ppl).. when I tell a story here, it's kinda because I don't really tell anybody else about it, so here I get to kinda 'reminisce' or whatever.

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2014, 06:28:01 PM »


nevertheless, I don't talk about the stories and things I've done in the past to people in real life.. not even my gf or ppl who know what I've been through (which is a very small number of ppl)

Straight up mafia



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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #44 on: June 20, 2014, 11:58:44 PM »
Smm was one of a kind. His wealth of knowledge on a variety of subjects was refreshing. Especially enjoyed hearing about gorillas.

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2014, 01:55:28 AM »
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

omr vs smm is the greatest thread in getbig history, hands down

look it up, and you'll know all you ever wanted...

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2014, 02:18:45 AM »
Thick Nick dick is so thin his wife can floss her teeth with it.

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2014, 04:33:08 PM »
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2014, 04:46:55 PM »

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Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2014, 11:16:18 PM »
One can break the spines of German shepherds with his bare hands,
the other has single handedly held off swat teams.

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Post sucks ES has knowledge of BB no denying that