Let’s do this for the billionth time. I like hippy blonds w fat asses. That’s my kryptonite. Not queer Kenyan gay dudes married to trannies.
Shakira ? Yea !
Michelle (Michael) Obama. No !
Here is a little bit of bad news and then some pretty good news I found especially for you. I'm trying to post more positive stuff and to make your day a little better.
Hate to break this to you but, it's a little-known fact that Shakira is not a natural blond and was born with dark hair, but you could never tell from her honey blond hue with perfectly sun-kissed highlights.
She looks more the athletic type here in 2013 about 6 months after her and Gerard Piqué's son was born. She and Gerard recently split up. Seems he had an affair. That was not very smart of him. Some men and their infidelities. They just can't keep it in their pants. Losers one and all, including Hunter B.
The good news is this means she is likely more available. There's this dude Lewis, but you are probably in better condition than he is. Are you up for it?
Shakira 6 months post birth of her son.

Lewis (the wimp) at the gym.
