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« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2017, 07:01:12 AM »

I wanted to invent a bed with a trap door and funnel system.  You just stay laying down, open the door, drop your dick in, piss and close it back up trapping the scent in the system.  No need to get out of bed.
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« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2017, 08:10:50 AM »

I use a plastic trash can

What do you do if you are married or have a girl sleep over?

pee in trash can
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« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2017, 08:18:39 AM »

I wanted to invent a bed with a trap door and funnel system.  You just stay laying down, open the door, drop your dick in, piss and close it back up trapping the scent in the system.  No need to get out of bed.

Would be great to receive this invention in my home.
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« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2017, 08:36:29 AM »

The secret is to not turn on any lights, only behind you in the hallway so that you see just enough in the bathroom, then when you are done you must not turn around and see the light source, so you back out and turn the light switch off and then go back to bed.

This works fine for me.

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« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2017, 11:09:40 AM »

Cheesy


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« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2017, 12:27:00 PM »

Cheesy



LOL I have one of those things! Its great. Lights up when you walk in, no need to turn on the bathroom light and blind the fuck out of yourself. What's lit up is where you aim and shoot.
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« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2017, 08:53:14 PM »

I drink around 2 gallons of water a day and around 8pm Im done drinking water, i go to bed around 10pm and still usually wake up 1x a night.... i fall alseep pretty quick tho
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« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2017, 03:39:40 AM »

I drink around 2 gallons of water a day and around 8pm Im done drinking water, i go to bed around 10pm and still usually wake up 1x a night.... i fall alseep pretty quick tho

no need...
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« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2017, 06:22:18 AM »

no need...

People often misunderstand the science when they say "you need 2 gallons of water a day" but don't realize that they get a lot of that water from the foods they eat, so adding 2 extra gallons of water is overkill.
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« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2017, 01:11:45 PM »

People often misunderstand the science when they say "you need 2 gallons of water a day" but don't realize that they get a lot of that water from the foods they eat, so adding 2 extra gallons of water is overkill.

if your piss is clear it means you have pissed all your brains out.

No one told anyone to drink water until they started selling it in bottles, you always got told to drink milk.
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« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2017, 02:49:18 PM »

The secret is to not turn on any lights, only behind you in the hallway so that you see just enough in the bathroom, then when you are done you must not turn around and see the light source, so you back out and turn the light switch off and then go back to bed.

This works fine for me.

This is sound advice. I also refuse to let my mind think about the next day's work, etc. The other thing I'll do it sit to pee... go ahead and insert flames now, but think about it... if you stand and pee, you're using energy to think about aiming, as well as standing. If you sit with your eyes closed and drain the weasel, in the dark, you go back to sleep a lot easier. The big trick is to keep your mind from turning on.
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« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2017, 02:53:42 PM »

This is sound advice. I also refuse to let my mind think about the next day's work, etc. The other thing I'll do it sit to pee... go ahead and insert flames now, but think about it... if you stand and pee, you're using energy to think about aiming, as well as standing. If you sit with your eyes closed and drain the weasel, in the dark, you go back to sleep a lot easier. The big trick is to keep your mind from turning on.

Just piss in the bath tub you donít have to expend energy aiming
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« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2017, 03:51:52 PM »

Fucking amateurs.  This is how it's done. Never have to get out of bed.



Works amazing at concerts, sports games, New Years Eve in Times Square or any long event.
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« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2017, 04:35:59 PM »

Getting up 1-3x at night to pee is annoying as hell.  It gets worse as you age.  Keeping the lights off helps keep you from waking up.  I did the milk jug thing when I was in my 20's, but it's stinky. 



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« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2017, 05:34:06 PM »

I love when my piss stinks like asparagus cuz i know i am in diet mode
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« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2017, 03:24:47 AM »

but the thing is when im fully hydrated i breath better and have more vivid dreams but when i have to take that piss latley at 4 am i cant go back to bed kinda fucks me up

any success just draining the weisel in a 2 liter or something , do you still have trouble going back to sleep

Falcon U a getting old  Tongue
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« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2017, 03:25:11 AM »

Fucking amateurs.  This is how it's done. Never have to get out of bed.



Works amazing at concerts, sports games, New Years Eve in Times Square or any long event.

PM Liam

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« Reply #67 on: September 29, 2017, 04:13:56 AM »

Last night I was so tired I just pissed outta da fucking winda!!! HAHA
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« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2017, 06:39:48 AM »

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« Reply #69 on: September 29, 2017, 02:51:03 PM »

Fucking amateurs.  This is how it's done. Never have to get out of bed.



Works amazing at concerts, sports games, New Years Eve in Times Square or any long event.

The feeling of a moist 'diaper' must be awful.
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